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posted 11/24/2009 2:20:43 AM |
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It has been brought to my attention that some people are choking on edible panties.

Please be advised that when plucking a panty from the panty bush, it is best not to put the whole panty in your mouth...just eat it like you would any other food.

On another note ..with all this talk about stalkings ..I am in the process of developing edible stalkings for sale at Christmas. I've got my pink stalkings on right now along with my signature red frilly panties.

Thankyou for standing inside my blog and listening ..Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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Nov 24 @ 2:29AM  
Borty that was actually funny as Hell ... Stalkings with stockings was a very good idea. ........ And a kudo

Nov 24 @ 2:38AM  
Practical advice for daily living.

It does however concern me that you are wearing frilly panties?

Nov 24 @ 4:09AM  
Next project Borty....bioengineer a bite sized panty bush, so we don't get sued, aight?

Maybe call em "Lickers. Now in Fun Size."

Nov 24 @ 7:11AM  
I have a pair of my black silk panties on...


Nov 24 @ 7:46AM  
@ DKW....which is a good idea, BTW!!

Nov 24 @ 8:24AM  

Nov 24 @ 8:56AM  
Excellent idea... edible stalkings! A greenie for you.

Nov 24 @ 10:15AM  
Next project Borty....bioengineer a bite sized panty bush, so we don't get sued, aight?

That's right... you're gonna have to get into bioengineering now and even the new nano technology! Both technologies can easily work with each other!

A new product that comes to mind would be: panties made with nano technolgy and you might name them: Nano Panties!! Just a thought!


Nov 24 @ 10:23AM  
But...but borty can the new edible stalkings be mailed or do I have to deliver them as well? I guess now that the racing season is over I can deliver the new edible stalkings. It will keep the panty van loosened up and ready for racing next year.

Nov 24 @ 7:54PM  
a bit of fun amoungst the crap, always can count on you borty. Keep it up.

Nov 24 @ 8:13PM  
Cute blog borty. Not sure who would want to eat my underwear, but I guess there's a market for what you're selling. Keep up the good work.

Nov 24 @ 8:28PM  
Forgot to put up the warning signs?

Edible stalkings? That sounds like a winner.

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