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Urgent Message posted 11/24/2009 2:20:43 AM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse   borty293 It has been brought to my attention that some people are choking on edible panties. Please be advised that when plucking a panty from the panty bush, it is best not to put the whole panty in your mouth...just eat it like you would any other food. On another note ..with all this talk about stalkings ..I am in the process of developing edible stalkings for sale at Christmas. I've got my pink stalkings on right now along with my signature red frilly panties. Thankyou for standing inside my blog and listening ..Professor Pan.T.Borty. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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flavorbuster	Nov 24 @ 2:29AM
	Borty that was actually funny as Hell ... Stalkings with stockings was a very good idea. ........ And a kudo
selectusername	Nov 24 @ 2:38AM
	Practical advice for daily living. It does however concern me that you are wearing frilly panties?
DarkKnightWalking	Nov 24 @ 4:09AM
	Next project Borty....bioengineer a bite sized panty bush, so we don't get sued, aight? Maybe call em "Lickers. Now in Fun Size."
StraddleMyNose	Nov 24 @ 7:11AM
	I have a pair of my black silk panties on...
girlcountry	Nov 24 @ 7:46AM
	@ DKW....which is a good idea, BTW!!
Sunshine79	Nov 24 @ 8:24AM
Dione	Nov 24 @ 8:56AM
	Excellent idea... edible stalkings! A greenie for you.
somnium	Nov 24 @ 10:15AM
	Next project Borty....bioengineer a bite sized panty bush, so we don't get sued, aight? That's right... you're gonna have to get into bioengineering now and even the new nano technology! Both technologies can easily work with each other! A new product that comes to mind would be: panties made with nano technolgy and you might name them: Nano Panties!! Just a thought!
max49	Nov 24 @ 10:23AM
	But...but borty can the new edible stalkings be mailed or do I have to deliver them as well? I guess now that the racing season is over I can deliver the new edible stalkings. It will keep the panty van loosened up and ready for racing next year.
zaralyon	Nov 24 @ 7:54PM
	a bit of fun amoungst the crap, always can count on you borty. Keep it up.
KitKat25	Nov 24 @ 8:13PM
	Cute blog borty. Not sure who would want to eat my underwear, but I guess there's a market for what you're selling. Keep up the good work.
sugarnspice005	Nov 24 @ 8:28PM
	Forgot to put up the warning signs? Edible stalkings? That sounds like a winner.