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Female Hormones In Beer!?

posted 11/22/2009 9:35:14 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Nov 22 @ 9:40AM  
killer14

Nov 22 @ 9:46AM  
Now that is funny! Good one! However "Phyto" means plant and actually, they are part of a group of compounds known as flavenoids that essential have little if any biological function in humans. They are also estrogen antagonists, which means if anything, they increase the effects of testosterone! Which explains why most beer drinkers become overly aggressive when they have had too much! But I love the joke! You are very creative! Keep it up!
williams990

Nov 22 @ 9:56AM  
funny...good one.
LilGriz

Nov 22 @ 10:08AM  
I guess I better make sure I only consume small amounts then ..... don't want to loose the chest hair

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somnium

Nov 22 @ 10:19AM  
Lots of BEER = man boobs = shemales???

onehornytoad69

Nov 22 @ 10:58AM  
...good one!!!
wstang69

Nov 22 @ 12:00PM  

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1bunny629

Nov 22 @ 12:45PM  
well....that makes sense....
ksk72

Nov 22 @ 1:53PM  
Thats why I dont like beer drinkers...they act like women




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40DWM

Nov 22 @ 3:41PM  
Not only these facts.....but you give a man some beer...and he






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Female Hormones In Beer!?