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  Sunshine79

Other Ways To Use the Thanksgiving Turkey

As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.

As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" for the 25th time.

As a hood ornament.

As a disguise so your ugly Aunt Beatrice can't kiss you and say, "How much you've grown!"

As a football for the after-meal game.

One word... bowling!

Fill it with whip cream - watch the fun.

An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie.

A visual aid to explain to children where babies come from.

Bury in the yard; for future midnight snacks.

If you're flying home, take the carcass as a carry-on. See what it looks like in the X-ray machine. Better yet, put it in a pet carrier and asked the flight attendant for some chicken feed.

As yet another object to drop from the top of the dorm to test the range of the splatter upon impact.

As a gift/bribe for a professor.

As a Christmas gift (avoid the holiday crowds this way!)

As a doorstop to keep your relatives out.

Makes a great doggie chew toy.

Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN!"

Before serving, paste feathers on the poor naked creature.

Secretly replace with Folgers turkey crystals.

Place a speaker inside the bird, and from another room, amaze your guests with this talking fowl!

Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE! Fly! FLY!"

Two words: Turkey puppet.

Toss the carcass into a turkey farm to intimidate next year's
stock.

Attach to a fishing pole, slowly drive around the neighborhood in the back of a pickup and see how many dogs follow you.

From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car. When they stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog!

As in an old murder mystery, question all the dinner guests in an attempt to discover who killed the guest of honor.

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Wordsofwit

Nov 21 @ 7:08PM  
As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" for the 25th time.

Is she still around?
StraddleMyNose

Nov 21 @ 7:10PM  
As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" for the 25th time.
I've done this a time or two over the years.


Okay okay, just kidding. I feel like doing this sometimes however.
sugarnspice005

Nov 21 @ 9:10PM  
ShadowMale

Nov 21 @ 11:52PM  
An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie

Barbie would probably be a well explored cavern by now if her boyfriend Ken wasn't hung like a baby midget emerging from a skinny dip in the Antarctic Ocean.
dmbchick420

Nov 22 @ 2:19PM  
You're FREE! FLY! FLY!

1bunny629

Nov 22 @ 2:34PM  
heheheheh....can it heal a sore pussy???????????????
girlcountry

Nov 22 @ 4:46PM  
I can always count on you to make me laugh!! Thanks, darlin'!

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