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posted 11/21/2009 6:08:31 PM |
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  texastigress

This tasty tidbit was good enough to share...Enjoy!

Woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks and she starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. He gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. ....

In one second the sharp lime taste hits... .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. .....At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

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williams990

Nov 21 @ 6:48PM  
omg wasnt expecting that...too funny.
she could of been nice & just had him drink big glass of pineapple juice...lol might help later? lol
texastigress

Nov 21 @ 7:23PM  
Glad you enjoyed it. It was in a post a guy had on craigslist. I thought it was post worthy.
StraddleMyNose

Nov 21 @ 7:32PM  
Now that's funny!
ksk72

Nov 21 @ 8:04PM  
That was funny green thingy to you
zaralyon

Nov 21 @ 11:32PM  
loved it! enjoy the green cookie
DrHend

Dec 21 @ 3:29PM  
ha! THAT was really funny! mind if i use it?

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