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Only On Thanksgiving!

posted 11/21/2009 5:02:07 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


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ksk72

Nov 21 @ 5:30PM  
Thats getting emailed



Still not ready to fuck ...I cant even sit straight yet
somnium

Nov 21 @ 6:59PM  
I can just picture a bunch of lady friends getting together to cook a turkey dinner, making all those cracks as they go!
StraddleMyNose

Nov 21 @ 8:08PM  
2, 3, 5, 11
dmbchick420

Nov 22 @ 2:16PM  
I think I might use some of these - the look on their faces

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