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posted 11/21/2009 8:05:52 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A patrolman was making his evening rounds in this small town. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

“Heavens no, we bought it.”

“Then why don’t you drive it away.”

“We can’t drive.”

“Then why did you buy it?”

“We were told that if we bought a used care here we’d get screwed……we’re just waiting.”

Anybody wanna fuck??

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RevDocLove

Nov 21 @ 8:10AM  
That's kinda like throwing the armless and legless girl in the pool!
JustLusting4u

Nov 21 @ 8:24AM  
thats funny
williams990

Nov 21 @ 9:48AM  
somnium

Nov 21 @ 11:30AM  
Hell... I should've gotten laid many times, for some of the things I've bought over the years!

Taisen

Nov 21 @ 11:36AM  


Buying a used car can you get you screwed. Just look at my car that was bought used and just sits now cause it won't run.
ksk72

Nov 21 @ 2:17PM  




OMG I am way to sore from last night
1bunny629

Nov 21 @ 2:34PM  
Your sore...my noonie is on fire! I think I got ripped! ...if buyin a used car will get you screwed, I think it should be immediate...ya shouldn't have to wait.....
somnium

Nov 21 @ 4:05PM  
if buyin a used car will get you screwed, I think it should be immediate...ya shouldn't have to wait.....

Soon as you sign on the dotted line, you're screwed- just not in a good way!



StraddleMyNose

Nov 21 @ 8:10PM  
dmbchick420

Nov 22 @ 2:14PM  
Good one!
DarkKnightWalking

Nov 22 @ 9:40PM  

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