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posted 11/20/2009 2:05:34 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.

The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … does it work?” The guy answers.. “Sure does… I haven’t had a butt in three weeks!”

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Wordsofwit

Nov 20 @ 2:12PM  
Now, that is fucking funny and new to me..slipping her the green pumpkin!! Just when I had given up on not seeing something that was stale and/or lame, there are two good ones, back to back. Thanks!!!! I will be telling this one to my buds on the coast over Thanksgiving. But I will rework the joke.
Sunshine79

Nov 20 @ 2:18PM  
Well thanks Bruce!!!!
sugarnspice005

Nov 20 @ 2:19PM  
1bunny629

Nov 20 @ 2:20PM  
How ya gonna rework the joke Bruce??? ...I have an idea, butt it would be really rude....
KitKat25

Nov 20 @ 2:45PM  
Funny as always Ms. Sunshine. Thanks for the chuckle.
ynot7769

Nov 20 @ 2:48PM  
omg..bruce outta all the jokes posted you say are reruns you never seen THIS ONE????


btw Sunshine still funny......pft ..no butts
JustLusting4u

Nov 20 @ 2:49PM  
max49

Nov 20 @ 2:54PM  
flavorbuster

Nov 20 @ 3:00PM  
Well that's got to be the butt of all jokes.
somnium

Nov 20 @ 3:17PM  
Well hell... I'm not going to put one on there then- I love butts too much!

Wordsofwit

Nov 20 @ 3:31PM  
How ya gonna rework the joke Bruce???

Just checking in on break. A lot of work happening. I will submit my reworked revision later, okay?
Wordsofwit

Nov 20 @ 3:33PM  
omg..bruce outta all the jokes posted you say are reruns you never seen THIS ONE????

I guess some fall through the cracks.
theSkwirl

Nov 20 @ 4:10PM  
1bunny629

Nov 20 @ 4:21PM  
That's ok Bruce....I already submitted my version of what I thought yours would be...privately to Sunshine....wondering if I got it right?????
Wordsofwit

Nov 20 @ 5:09PM  
A bisexual guy arrives at his doctor’s office. He explains that he has met the woman of his dreams and is engaged. He wants a complete examination to be sure he is clean before marrying her.

He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis and asks about it. He replies, "Well doc, one condition of her agreeing to marry me was to deal with my bisexual tendencies so my gay side did not threaten our marriage."

The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … does it work?” The guy answers.. “Sure does… I haven’t had the urge for a butt in three weeks!”

RevDocLove

Nov 20 @ 5:43PM  
Sunny's funny
justme4u

Nov 20 @ 11:01PM  
And yes I wanna
dmbchick420

Nov 22 @ 2:11PM  

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