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The Patch
posted 11/20/2009 2:05:34 PM |
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Sunshine79
A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.
The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … does it work?”
The guy answers.. “Sure does… I haven’t had a butt in three weeks!”
Anybody wanna fuck?
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Wordsofwit
Nov 20 @ 2:12PM
Now, that is fucking funny and new to me..slipping her the green pumpkin!! Just when I had given up on not seeing something that was stale and/or lame, there are two good ones, back to back. Thanks!!!! I will be telling this one to my buds on the coast over Thanksgiving. But I will rework the joke.
Sunshine79
Nov 20 @ 2:18PM
Well thanks Bruce!!!!
sugarnspice005
Nov 20 @ 2:19PM
1bunny629
Nov 20 @ 2:20PM
How ya gonna rework the joke Bruce???
...I have an idea, butt it would be really rude....
KitKat25
Nov 20 @ 2:45PM
Funny as always Ms. Sunshine. Thanks for the chuckle.
ynot7769
Nov 20 @ 2:48PM
omg..bruce outta all the jokes posted you say are reruns you never seen THIS ONE????
btw Sunshine still funny......pft ..no butts
JustLusting4u
Nov 20 @ 2:49PM
max49
Nov 20 @ 2:54PM
flavorbuster
Nov 20 @ 3:00PM
Well that's got to be the butt of all jokes.
somnium
Nov 20 @ 3:17PM
Well hell... I'm not going to put one on there then- I love butts too much!
Wordsofwit
Nov 20 @ 3:31PM
How ya gonna rework the joke Bruce???
Just checking in on break. A lot of work happening. I will submit my reworked revision later, okay?
Wordsofwit
Nov 20 @ 3:33PM
omg..bruce outta all the jokes posted you say are reruns you never seen THIS ONE????
I guess some fall through the cracks.
theSkwirl
Nov 20 @ 4:10PM
1bunny629
Nov 20 @ 4:21PM
That's ok Bruce....I already submitted my version of what I thought yours would be...privately to Sunshine....wondering if I got it right?????
Wordsofwit
Nov 20 @ 5:09PM
A bisexual guy arrives at his doctor’s office. He explains that he has met the woman of his dreams and is engaged. He wants a complete examination to be sure he is clean before marrying her.
He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis and asks about it. He replies, "Well doc, one condition of her agreeing to marry me was to deal with my bisexual tendencies so my gay side did not threaten our marriage."
The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … does it work?” The guy answers.. “Sure does… I haven’t had the urge for a butt in three weeks!”
RevDocLove
Nov 20 @ 5:43PM
Sunny's funny
justme4u
Nov 20 @ 11:01PM
And yes I wanna
dmbchick420
Nov 22 @ 2:11PM
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