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posted 11/20/2009 1:16:51 PM |
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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas ! it's a great morning for sex or golf ' and she said, "Take a sweater..."

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Nov 20 @ 1:26PM  
So......are any of the other 3 available now?


Nov 20 @ 1:30PM  

Nov 20 @ 1:32PM  
green thingy to you

Nov 20 @ 1:41PM  
umm i don't golf

Nov 20 @ 2:09PM  

Nov 20 @ 2:25PM  
Not realistic but would like to think I can drive my balls in a different kind of hole & trying out 18 of various sized holes would be a blast to attempt. I might peter out by the end of the second but by gosh I'd do my best to make it to the 18th hole or try to make a deal to put the rest on layaway. Four !!! Here I come !!!

Nov 20 @ 2:27PM  
Forgot to put that damned dancing nanner. ...

Nov 20 @ 2:52PM  
The last guy who smacked my ass is no longer in the picture...I'm just sayin'...

Leaving you a green pumpkin at the door...and a nana man.

Nov 20 @ 3:07PM  
The last guy who smacked my ass is no longer in the picture...I'm just sayin'..[QUOTE]Well that just takes away the fun ..... J/K but you should just return the favor & slap them on the ass.

Nov 20 @ 5:37PM  
I can drive my balls in a different kind of hole

Use a wood, the irons hurt too much when you smack your balls

Nov 20 @ 11:04PM  

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