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posted 11/20/2009 8:07:47 AM |
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  borty293

For some reason I can't hear a word these blogs are saying. I've got my speakers turned up full blast and I've inserted my hearing aids.

Just a minute ...if I could just find my glasses perhaps I could read them..

Shit ...I just sat on my teeth...now I gots to mumble all day...nobody will ever hear this blog...

Oh well ...nothing left to do but search for enlightenment...anybody got some mantra's?

I'll go over to Ynots house and make myself a sandwich....

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girlcountry

Nov 20 @ 8:32AM  
Did I give you permission to leave the closet? But since you're going over there and making a sammich, bring me back a bacon, egg and cheese sammich!!
Dione

Nov 20 @ 8:38AM  
You have the right idea Borty! Now back into the closet... you have more vibrating panties to make before you've filled your quota. Oh FYI... you'll find enlightment 'within' and your mantra is, " ohhhhh, oooHHHH, OOOOHHHH, OMG!!! Keep those panties cummin'—LOL!!!
borty293

Nov 20 @ 8:47AM  
I'm experimenting with panties with wings but I cants fly around in the closet...keep bumping into things. I wonder if Ynot will bring some sanwiches over and we can have a sandwich party....
sugarnspice005

Nov 20 @ 11:15AM  
Turn the volume up on the blogs?
somnium

Nov 20 @ 12:11PM  
I'll have what Borty's having!


ynot7769

Nov 20 @ 12:29PM  
and here i thought it was just ME
1bunny629

Nov 20 @ 1:05PM  
Wouldn't that be fuckin insane if we coud hear everyones voice as we read their comments????
Sunshine79

Nov 20 @ 1:07PM  
JsGirl69

Nov 20 @ 1:13PM  
Umm..maybe if you push some of those them there skelingtons over youll have more room in that there closet...
KitKat25

Nov 20 @ 3:10PM  
Wouldn't that be fuckin insane if we coud hear everyones voice as we read their comments????

bunny...it's called schizophrenia and I don't think I could concentrate enough to comment on the blogs if I could hear everyones comments.

Now...if you'll excuse me...

*Walks over to ynot's house to make herself a sandwich and practice a new mantra she learned from Dione*
theSkwirl

Nov 20 @ 4:06PM  
Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm
Omni Padme aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm
Icanbeatanybodyatdomino oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes.

I hate when I lose my glasses and cant hear stuff... and sitting on your teeth.. a whole new meaning to the phrase, bite me.

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