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Trip To The Zoo!

posted 11/19/2009 12:12:44 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit,

They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin
.

She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

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sugarnspice005

Nov 19 @ 12:26PM  
Damn!!! Guess she used the headache excuse one time too many?

dmbchick420

Nov 19 @ 12:40PM  
That gorilla sounds like some of the men on AMD
RevDocLove

Nov 19 @ 12:46PM  
Perfect marriage is when you both have a headache at the same time...
WITCHSHADOW

Nov 19 @ 1:05PM  
that was a good one have to rember it
1bunny629

Nov 19 @ 1:12PM  
I guess she didn't see that coming????!!!!!
justme4u

Nov 19 @ 1:24PM  
Very funny and..........YES YES YES
max49

Nov 19 @ 1:46PM  
I wouldn't even do that with my ex wife. Oh yes I would. I just didn't thik of it.
casuallylooking

Nov 19 @ 1:48PM  
I didn't see that ending coming...
ksk72

Nov 19 @ 3:13PM  
That was a good one
lunanegra

Nov 19 @ 6:32PM  
theSkwirl

Nov 19 @ 6:33PM  
StraddleMyNose

Nov 19 @ 7:38PM  
Loved it!

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