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I slept with your mother

posted 11/19/2009 11:57:20 AM |
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  dmbchick420

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it?……..a stick

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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13…….13…….13………13? the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned ‘14………14………14…….14.’

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They made me laugh The first one might be a repeat, but I posted it cuz....well cuz I can

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ynot7769

Nov 19 @ 12:08PM  
go home dad yer drunk
sugarnspice005

Nov 19 @ 12:10PM  
Glad to see you're posting again dmb.

btw...all of them were funny.
somnium

Nov 19 @ 12:20PM  
The first two were funny! I've seen the 3d one before but it's still funny!

1bunny629

Nov 19 @ 12:20PM  
...go home dad...your drunk! That one cracks me the fuck up! Thanks for sharing!
RevDocLove

Nov 19 @ 12:44PM  
Always funny
justme4u

Nov 19 @ 1:25PM  
Dione

Nov 19 @ 1:27PM  
Good ones!
max49

Nov 19 @ 1:42PM  
"Hiccup" I'n mot drink dum it "hiccup".
Sunshine79

Nov 19 @ 2:43PM  
ksk72

Nov 19 @ 3:11PM  

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