I slept with your mother posted 11/19/2009 11:57:20 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, jokes

dmbchick420

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it?……..a stick

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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13…….13…….13………13? the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned ‘14………14………14…….14.’

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They made me laugh The first one might be a repeat, but I posted it cuz....well cuz I can

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