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posted 11/19/2009 10:05:28 AM |
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added "And that woman was my mother" Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". The wife went wild with shock and rage.

Standing there for 30 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ".... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story:

Don't copy if you can't paste!

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Nov 19 @ 10:15AM  

Nov 19 @ 10:17AM  
I can't stop laughing....that's so fuckin' funny it earned a greenie...

Nov 19 @ 10:22AM  

Sunshine is on a roll today.

Nov 19 @ 10:28AM  

Nov 19 @ 10:46AM  
Ya wanna?

Nov 19 @ 11:32AM  
Now... there's one of my 19 reasons why I stay single- MUCH safer that way!


Nov 19 @ 11:58AM  
Yep...I always say...don't open mouth if ya know your foot always gets stuck in it....

Nov 19 @ 12:36PM  
Sunny is funny today
Must have been laid recently

Nov 19 @ 1:32PM  
too funny
Shall we

Nov 19 @ 1:32PM  
too funny
Shall we

Nov 19 @ 1:33PM  
How did that happen
Oh well
Ok lets

Nov 19 @ 1:40PM  
See, some homicides really are justifiable.


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