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Originally Posted: Wed, 16 Jul 14:27 PDT

Autographed copy of the Bible – $1,000,000,000 OBO
Date: 2009-11-16, 2:27PM PDT

I have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I’m guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that.

This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, who borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they’d return it in a week, but then they didn’t get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven’t read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it.

So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box.

At first, the King of Kings’ signature wasn’t worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd’s story.

Why am I selling it? I could say that I’m interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else – become a “Fisher of Men” so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don’t have room on the bookshelf for both. I’ll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I’ve been hankering for.

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sugarnspice005

Nov 19 @ 9:57AM  
Someone shouldn't be placing ads while drinking?



That is funny! Wonder if anyone is going to believe that ad?
dmbchick420

Nov 19 @ 10:26AM  
Why am I selling it? I could say that I’m interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else – become a “Fisher of Men” so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don’t have room on the bookshelf for both. I’ll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I’ve been hankering for.

What the hell? Ummm...okay? Apparently, this person did this as a joke? Please tell me there are not people on this earth who are that stupid
somnium

Nov 19 @ 10:49AM  
I’ll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I’ve been hankering for.
Not to mention the fine someone owes for not returning it to the library!

Their library card has long since been cancelled btw!


selectusername

Nov 19 @ 11:13AM  
It's a bargain at twice the price!
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Nov 19 @ 1:35PM  
thats incredible lol

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