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posted 11/17/2009 6:18:03 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I've used it all of my married life,
as my mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my forties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
started to belittle me about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow
I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative,
and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well
the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
inconclusive and then my attorney called and
said that I was no longer considered a suspect
in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.


Well, gotta go.
Have to write to the
Hefty bag people.


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RevDocLove

Nov 17 @ 6:27PM  
Great endorsement Sugar
whisperingcomet

Nov 17 @ 6:28PM  
Oh sug, some on left some shit on your amusing blog....i think you should clean that up right away....

but dont make him mad....or he will say you are fat
ynot7769

Nov 17 @ 6:29PM  
an oldie but a goodie..

'hmmm can we get some of these products to use here on AMD with some of our 'trash''
NightOfOld

Nov 17 @ 7:32PM  


good one sweety. Did you get those hefty bags outta your trunk yet ? [e32}
theSkwirl

Nov 17 @ 10:40PM  
Tide works wonders.. but shout gets the blood out!
PinkToeNails

Nov 17 @ 10:48PM  
Very funny sugar!!

Let's keep things moving around here!!
Exothermic

Nov 17 @ 11:10PM  
Sugar - remind me to stay on your good side...

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