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  surv6969


I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.



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Sunshine79

Nov 17 @ 8:32AM  
Amen to #1 up there!!!


God knows the dirty shit I got on here!!
RevDocLove

Nov 17 @ 9:07AM  
I agree with all of it..Of course I still have nothing but VCRs and I'm old and set in my ways..
dmbchick420

Nov 17 @ 9:18AM  
There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Yes there is! I would being using that font a lot on this site!

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.

Ummmm....agreed! I don't even have a Blu Ray yet. I'm happy with my DVDs. How much damn clearer does shit need to be to watch?
NightOfOld

Nov 17 @ 10:50AM  

Sorry Surv; Being old I do not try new things. What is Blue Ray ?
Looking4ever

Nov 17 @ 10:57AM  
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Oh! That is easy! Want me to teach you?

JsGirl69

Nov 17 @ 11:29AM  
Ooh Ooh I CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET!! & if you explain to my 5yr old son that he dsnt need to save the tail until the Lizard grows back,ill handle the Ninja question....
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 12:10PM  
Those were really funny and thought provoking. I can fold a fitted sheet...hooray for me! How did I learn...doesn't really matter, but when I do it everyone is so impressed...yeah I gather the whole neighborhood around to watch...so I can get the standing ovation I deserve! ...oh and yes...I keep numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer/ But why is it if someone is on your call reject list they can still leave a voice message?????
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 12:17PM  
random thought....do you think you could possibly remember that everytime you open your mouth, you don't have to stick your foot in it???? ...I don't mean you...I mean whomever.....
JsGirl69

Nov 17 @ 2:50PM  
Why is Abbreviated such a long word?
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 3:40PM  
jsgirl.....

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