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posted 11/14/2009 7:13:06 PM |
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make up a want ad for a job to help santa. think up unusual jobs that need to be done at the north pole. here is an example:
HELP WANTED:
reindeer groomer- must like cold temperatures. be tall enough to polish antlers. benefits include frequent flyer miles,summers off,and milk and cookie breaks.

now its your turn. have fun!!!!!

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theSkwirl

Nov 14 @ 9:17PM  
HELP WANTED: Sleigh Bell Polisher

Must be good on your knees, polishing Santa's Bells is a big responsibility, must be a reliable worker and have excellent references. A detail oriented self-starter will be the prime candidate for this position. Part time to start, but may work into full time polishing jobs with the tooth fairy and easter bunny.

1bunny629

Nov 14 @ 9:57PM  
@ Skwirl !

Part time lover wanted for the lady of the house. It will mean giving up Christmas Eve and the twenty four hours before and after for set up and clean up. She is rather fussy and you must be able to follow instructions. There will be interviews and try outs for the 363 days prior to hiring the candidate she and only she will hire for her part time lover. There will be a Claus that will have to be taken and if the taking isn't good enough the lady of the house is liable to squish such candidate and will have to live the rest of his life as an elf working for the man of the house. Good luck and may the force be with you.....
KitKat25

Nov 14 @ 10:06PM  
Help Wanted: Toy Tester

Must be willing to test any and all types of toys as needed. Must be quick, playful, and very energetic. The ability to work with minimal supervision and to think outside the box is a must. Self-starters are encouraged to apply. Perks include frequent breaks and free batteries.

Help Wanted: Pooper Scooper

Swine Flu has hit the North Pole and the reindeers are up to their jingle bells in poop. Must be able to work long hours, endure cold temperatures and work well with cranky reindeer. The ideal candidate must be willing to go the extra mile, as this is not a job for the faint of heart. If the fit is good, this could turn into a long-term position.

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