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Have u ever noticed that in pictures of people logging the tasmanian forests around 1900 that they have a kind of platform that they stand on while they cut down the tree? that board sticking out of the tree wasn't primarily made for standing on, it was also a safe place to sleep at night. The main danger for the loggers being the tasmanian tiger also know as the thighlseen, and on a side note do you know where the name thighlseen came from? well before someone a the bright idea to put up the sleeping platforms, all the loggers slept on the ground, and while they were asleep the tiger would creep up on one of the guys on the edge of the camp and knowing that they would not be able to kill a man and get away with any food, they would take a bite out of the thigh (that being the meatiest part) and run off with a mouthful of fresh meat, the poor bloke left incapacitated and as it run away, all he could do is tell his peers what had happened - it bit me on the thigh! i seen it! thus the name thighlseen.

i love telling this story at parties, because anyone that has had a couple of drinks believes it!

was wondering if anyone else has/would like to share bullshit stories that they tell people

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funnywhapper

Nov 13 @ 8:12PM  
that's probably the greatest story ever told. believe.
RevDocLove

Nov 13 @ 9:02PM  
My good friend, who happens to be a logger in Tasmania now,
will probably appreciate it..
PinkToeNails

Nov 13 @ 9:11PM  
that's probably the greatest story ever told. believe.



And he does know a good story when he reads one! Or even writes one!!

funnywhapper

Nov 13 @ 9:19PM  
you will find this hard to believe but i was sitting
at the seven eleven at san marcos blvd.and rancho santa fe blvd.
one day, watching the action go by, cars etc. and i was just
kinda wondering about my origins, whether it was mona avis
and errol flynn or marilyn monroe and errol flynn, or some other person.
and i had always been a great fan of errol flynn the tasmanian devil.
i almost went to tasmania to go to university. i could always identify
with robin hood, and olivia de havilland and the hawker de havilland team of
aerospace. i worked for them for awhile on temporary undercover spy assigment.
there is way more to those stories, but suffice to say that 'dawn patrol' was
another great movie of his, where he gets david niven drunk and goes
on a suicide mission, because david could not handle, but errol could.
after seeing that movie one night in calabasas park, ca i walked off into
the night, took the bus and ended up in encino, ca and went into
a coffee shop and on the menu was the dawn patrol sandwich. i kinda
flipped out, it got to me, it was mysto. after that many strange things
occurred. and there at the seven eleven i saw errol flynn, allegedly
dead all these drive by as a passenger in a kinda i think british triumph
sports car. i was astounded, astonished, i guess they had faked the old
boys death perfectly. so he could go on undercover assignment.
well done errol. thank you mr. flynn for your story of the tigers
who ate and it hurt like hell. the resurrection of the body may have already
occurred? jehovah's witnesses say many strange things. the miracle
at fatima, portugal, 1917 during world war one. mother of god?
mary? animism? the great spirit? seances? crystal balls? tricks of love?
god is love, how could any of us possibly still be alive if there were no
such thing as love. errol had a tough childhood, thrown to the wolves
by callous parents. he was up to the occasion though. did famously.
i had a doctor named flynn. and he killed in order to bring me back to life.
i'd already killed myself by deputy sheriffs in marin county. and brought
back to life by f.b.i. high tech. i was investigating murder under colour
of authority at the marin county jail in san rafael, things happen now you
wont' understand till you are older. people will be skeptical. but keep the faith
in love like st. valentine did. he and his girl and her parents, eaten alive
by lions in the roman arena for being in love, and being true blue, and not
untrue. for to the romans it was rather true to be untrue. consistenly untrue. how could
anyone possibly believe in love and true blue. and for this they died
eaten alive in the arena. for the belief that god is love and god died
and rose so that they too may live and love and let love. st. valentine's
restauraunts are coming to popoularize true blue love. i was conceived
on valentine's day. oddly enuff. by who i don't know. i can only surmise a
surprise. many have believed a lie all their lives. so sure so and so
were their real parents. the shocker of shockers.
NightOfOld

Nov 13 @ 9:24PM  


Nice story.But when in the forest you should not feed the animals.
aftershox

Nov 13 @ 9:37PM  
Not exactly a bullshit story, but works well for summer backyard parties.

If you see a lightning bug, casually comment "That's a male." A few minutes later "There. That's another male!" Keep commenting until someone asks how you can tell.

The males fly around, while the females are flightless and also referred to as glow worms. But you might be able to fool people into believing you have really good eyesight!
1bunny629

Nov 14 @ 5:10AM  
I always leave my thighs at home when loggin in the tasmanien forest.....

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Just a bullshit story, like so many others............