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posted 11/12/2009 5:49:41 PM |
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  borty293

Many of you have sent inquiries about the hybrid panty seeds I planted last spring.

Well I'm happy to report I had a bunker crop of cotton edible panties ready for distribution around the country.

I've also had good reports from folks who purchased panty seed packets for domestic use. Many of the plants have fourteen panties per bush..enough for a two week supply if you change your panties everyday.

Many have reported the plants have given them a reason to get out of bed just to watch the miracle of growth. Some people simply pick the panties off the vine and eat them for breakfast...a great way to start the day because they are full of vitamins and minerals.

Thankyou for listening out loud to my blog ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Looking4ever

Nov 12 @ 5:58PM  
Yup...you befuddle me. But I still love you.
Wordsofwit

Nov 12 @ 6:05PM  
You are a good man on a different wave link.
girlcountry

Nov 12 @ 6:10PM  
yeah...what WoW said....and I love you too!!!
Looking4ever

Nov 12 @ 6:20PM  
*wonders if Borty wears an aluminum foil helmet around the house*
borty293

Nov 12 @ 6:28PM  
As a matter of fact Lookingforever...I have my wide brimed tinfoil hat on right now as well as my dribble catcher ..thanks for asking....
somnium

Nov 12 @ 6:35PM  
panties per bush..
Pun intended... or no??


ynot7769

Nov 12 @ 6:56PM  
well fuck.!! nice to know SOMEONE got a harvest completed !!!
theSkwirl

Nov 12 @ 8:37PM  
Hey.. Borty... wanna eat my shorts?
cottoncandydragon

Nov 13 @ 12:03AM  
Do those panties come in biscuits and gravy flavor?
ladybootscooter

Nov 13 @ 12:11AM  
Did you get the problem solved with the stickers??? you know that last crop had stickers all over them!!! Wearing a pair was like playin in the woods and throwin your clothes over a bush, only to find out when you put them back on they were full of "stick tite" stickers!!! Those things will rub you raw all the way back to the house!!!!
NightOfOld

Nov 13 @ 1:42AM  

I like to have the woman wear them for a couple of days before I eat them.

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