I hope....if not, I tried 
There’s a mom with three kids-
The first kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Rose?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dropped a rose on your head.”
And then the second kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Daisy?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dropped a daisy on your head.”
And then the third kid comes up to her and says “Rarrfgdxdb… garblefarbleblock”
And the mother said, “Not now, Brick.”
A teacher asks her class one day, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many birds will there be left?”
Then, when little Ralphy raises his hand, she calls on him.
He answers,
“None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The actual answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Ralphy says, “Now I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream,one is licking the sides of the of ice cream cone that have started to drip.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
And the third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing madly, replied, “Well, I suppose it’d be the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Ralphy replied,
“The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.”
Two men are sitting at a bar when one man whips out a cigar. Seeing that he has no means of lighting the cigar he says to his friend “Hey do you have a lighter I could borrow to light my cigar?”
The friend replies “Yes” and whips out this huge 10 inch bic lighter.
The first guy says “Wow, where did you get that massive lighter from?”
His friend says “I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie?” asked the first man.
“Yeah, I carry him everywhere I go” the friend replies.
“Well can I see him?” asks the first man.
Sure enough he takes the genie out of his pocket and sits him on the bar.
The first man with the cigar leans over to the genie and says “Hey there little buddy, I am a good friend of your master, do you think you could grant me one wish?”
“Sure” replies the genie “What do you wish for?”
The man surprised says “I wish for a million bucks.”
The genie dissapears back into his masters pocket and nothing happens.
All of a suddenn two ducks walk into the bar followed by a few more.
Soon enough the bar is filling up with ducks very quickly.
The first man looks to the second man and says “What’s going on here friend? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks?”
The friend replies “Oh I forgot to tell you that my genie is really hard of hearing. Do you really think that I wished for a 10 inch bic?”
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