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posted 11/10/2009 1:06:54 PM |
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own damn blanket..'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End





I didn't make this up but i thought it was cute and had to share.

Does anyone wanna?

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1bunny629

Nov 10 @ 1:13PM  
...whether you made it up or not it was fuckin funny!....oh....ha!...no fuckin was had by all ...so it was just funny!
Wordsofwit

Nov 10 @ 1:20PM  
'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

The instant I read that, I knew where this was going.
Dione

Nov 10 @ 1:31PM  
It's a new one for me... and very funny. Thanks!
featherone

Nov 10 @ 4:01PM  
kudo for ya
Sunshine79

Nov 10 @ 4:41PM  
Love it!!!
PinkToeNails

Nov 10 @ 6:36PM  
Funny one!!!!




I always wanna!!
KitKat25

Nov 10 @ 10:59PM  
Cute and very funny.

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