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posted 11/9/2009 4:44:39 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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dmbchick420

Nov 9 @ 5:01PM  
LOL!! Greenie
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 9 @ 5:03PM  
I finished myself then I finished my shower.
1bunny629

Nov 9 @ 5:08PM  
I was actually able to read that....and yes...I read the whole blog.... so...I guess I am finished!May I get on with my peace...or the one that I wish I had...named RICHARD! When am I going to be able to finish him?????
DarkKnightWalking

Nov 9 @ 5:09PM  



somnium

Nov 9 @ 5:34PM  
Man, if I finished all that off... I'd spend the next 5 hours hanging onto my toilet!

sarafinablu

Nov 9 @ 6:20PM  
you silly girl!
ynot7769

Nov 9 @ 6:23PM  
coulda emailed THIS to ME hourssss ago
justme4u

Nov 9 @ 7:54PM  
Come here an dfinsih what I stared
mmmmhmmmm
DesertSmile

Nov 9 @ 9:08PM  
ksk72

Nov 9 @ 10:03PM  
Guess I better go finish that bowl from last night then
soft_touch938

Nov 9 @ 11:10PM  
Ok....I'll start with the Butter Shots. By then I should be able to get that gaudawful Scotch down that someone left here..memories memories and if I look around I might find some Boone's farm Strawberry Hill.

Then I'll be backkkkkk.....
soft_touch938

Nov 9 @ 11:10PM  
By the way....can I BWI if I don't drive???
KitKat25

Nov 9 @ 11:17PM  
Holy crap Sunshine! I don't think I would be able to walk a straight line...let alone leave the house if I consumed that much alcohol! You're a better woman than I am.
sugarnspice005

Nov 10 @ 9:22AM  
Yep, by the time you finished everything you started, I could tell you were feeling pretty damned good.
max49

Nov 10 @ 10:17AM  
Well damn!!! It sounds like you finished off everything but me.
surv6969

Nov 10 @ 12:01PM  

I couldn't tell there at the end but I hope you finished off yourself If not

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