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Stomping My Feet!! (Rant)

posted 11/9/2009 2:12:35 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Over a month ago, a few of you will remember I posted a bulletin with a code for half off any one toy, plus FREE shipping, FREE DVD's & FREE Mystery gift. So, I go and I place my order.

Woo Hoo, right?? Yeah....I got the DVD's & the free gift right away. The FREE Mystery gift was "Penis Enhancing Cream". Thanks, that did me alot of good.

I get an email stating the High Intensity Pussy Pump I ordered was not in stock and was currently on back order with and ETA of yada, yada, yada. Then, the ship date arrives and I get another email stating once again, it still wasn't in stock.

Finally, I get a confirmation it was shipped and my credit card was finally charged.
I went the mailbox today & it wasn't there yet. I'm hoping for tomorrow. Man, I think I was damn patient so far.....

I can't wait for it to get here, I'll definetly have to give you all a full detailed report on it. That's if I'm not plastered to the floor in my own cum after I get done.....

Anybody wanna fuck?

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sugarnspice005

Nov 9 @ 2:17PM  
The FREE Mystery gift was "Penis Enhancing Cream". Thanks, that did me alot of good



Hang in there, hopefully it will be "in" tomorrow.

Wow, if it arrives tomorrow, we might not see Sunshine here tomorrow.
dmbchick420

Nov 9 @ 2:24PM  
I know someone that could use that cream.....

Wow, if it arrives tomorrow, we might not see Sunshine here tomorrow.

I was thinking the same thing!!!

Wordsofwit

Nov 9 @ 2:24PM  
Enhancing Cream". Thanks, that did me alot of good.

Put it on your man, and let us know if it works. Alternately, fly into DFW and try applying it on me. It may not produce enhancement, but I can promise that you flew in with one cream and will get to leave with two!
max49

Nov 9 @ 2:25PM  
Well you could have saved some time and money by just giving me a call. I would be more than glad to give your pussy a pump with my mouth and since I have the panty van back I could be there in no time.
ShadowMale

Nov 9 @ 2:32PM  
I know someone that could use that cream.....
I told you not to tell everyone DMB...

Anybody wanna fuck?
Do you really have to ask?
1bunny629

Nov 9 @ 2:33PM  
I am sooooo sorry that you have had to wait. I feel your pain...but ya wanna know something???? I haven't had sex in more than 4 years, so I feel I have completely one upped you on the scale of HOW PATIENT ARE YOU!!!!!....hope you enjoy your new toy. but at the same time, ya still have the real thing...and I have nothin...not even batteries for BIG PINK!
lunanegra

Nov 9 @ 2:40PM  
Got any more free codes? Looks like its gonna be me, myself and I for...well, for a long...long...looooooonnnnnnngggggggg time. Excruciatingly looong time.
Sunshine79

Nov 9 @ 3:13PM  
Put it on your man, and let us know if it works. Alternately, fly into DFW and try applying it on me. It may not produce enhancement, but I can promise that you flew in with one cream and will get to leave with two!


LMAO, Oh...Bruce!!


FYI: The cream was properly tested. Only results were that the occupant got a free hand job!
rdsingle

Nov 9 @ 3:51PM  
Well I have been asking for free gifts from you for awhile. Still nothing






Enjoy yout toy when you get it.
somnium

Nov 9 @ 5:02PM  
I'll definetly have to give you all a full detailed report on it.
Well... ya know Sunshine... we're hoping to see pixs along with your full detailed report- I sure as fuck know I am!

somnium

Nov 9 @ 5:06PM  
Looks like its gonna be me, myself and I for...well, for a long...long...looooooonnnnnnngggggggg time. Excruciatingly looong time.

What's your point?

1bunny629

Nov 9 @ 5:10PM  
looks like nobody believes I haven't had sex for years!!!!!!!!!!
justme4u

Nov 9 @ 7:20PM  
free hand job
Well we are all waiting for you to gt that pump and yes I wanna
DesertSmile

Nov 9 @ 9:24PM  
You are going to post an indepth "consumer report" on this product right? I think it's your civil duty to the ladies here to keep us informed.

ksk72

Nov 9 @ 10:01PM  
I expect a full report with pictures
Looking4ever

Nov 9 @ 10:23PM  
My free gift was a sample size of lubricant. But, my purchase was in stock and it arrived a week sooner than their email said it would. Still haven't opened the DVDs.
KitKat25

Nov 9 @ 11:12PM  
You are going to post an indepth "consumer report" on this product right? I think it's your civil duty to the ladies here to keep us informed.

I agree with Desert...I feel it is your duty to keep us in the loop.

Oh hell! You'll probably be MIA for a week after the damn thing arrives...and then forget to tell us all about it once you return. [29]
aftershox

Nov 9 @ 11:20PM  
looks like nobody believes I haven't had sex for years!!!!!!!!!!
You are right. I don't believe you, Bunny!

I found the perfect "filler" between guys,, it seems some masseuses offer free full body massages.and I found one who enjoys it all ,, and I mean it all. I thought I walked into a fantasy land,,candles ,, music,, an amazing erotic massage,, an amazing cock..mmmmmmmm

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