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I have to admit...I've lied to everybody here

posted 11/7/2009 9:23:56 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

I have to come clean on something. I've been lying about something since my first day here on AMD.

I wanted to appear bigger and more important so I lied. It wasn't intentional. It wasn't even my fault. I had no other option. Well I did have an option, but I would appear smaller in everyones eyes.

What I'm refering to-I'm really 5' 7" not 5' 8" like my profile claims.

I hope you all can forgive me. My choices were 5'6" or 5'8". I went with the taller 5'8". I really hope this doesn't change how any of you feel about me. I'm still me, just not as tall as you thought.

That's all I really have to say about the subject.

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A repost of the second blog I ever posted here on AMD


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Wordsofwit

Nov 7 @ 9:30PM  
Well, I won't say it doesn't matter, because I don't date men shorter than I am, sorry.
ynot7769

Nov 7 @ 9:37PM  
PP its ok with ME you like bout yer height..hell lie to me about something else....just not what time the bar b q starts Ok?
KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 9:39PM  
Silly...of course you're forgiven.

I'll take a rain check on the other thing...I've got a cold and I don't think you want to catch it.
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 7 @ 9:41PM  
Lie to you about something else. When a girl ask for 7 inches I have to fold it in half.
somnium

Nov 7 @ 9:43PM  
Well... since I get paid for detail (I have calibrated eye balls- that's eye balls, not my other set of balls) I already knew that- only I would have known that, if you hadn't blurted that out- tsk, tsk, tsk!!!

dirtywhiteboy34

Nov 7 @ 9:45PM  
I did the same damn thing! Someone should research that....the tendency to gravitate towards the more favorable when given a choice.
I tend to think the ladies would do the same thing....breast size? If they're 38D and the choices were 40D and 44D, I guarantee 99% would say 44D!
Incindently, that's the average lie women tell about their breast size....44D
The average lie a male tells about their penis size is 8".

I'm 5' 6 3/4"

[QUOTE]Well, I won't say it doesn't matter, because I don't date men shorter than I am, sorry.[QUOTE]

Shit, Bruce!

dirtywhiteboy34

Nov 7 @ 9:46PM  
I can't quote....I followed Somnium's instructions and I just can't do it....maybe it's my laptop...it acts funny in many ways!
ynot7769

Nov 7 @ 9:50PM  
Lie to you about something else. When a girl ask for 7 inches I have to fold it in half

wow..ONLY in half not thirds

ok here...tit for tat i'll lie to YOU ...

<<< i'm realy only 4' 8'' tall ..and come in at bout 590lbs shh don't tell nobody else
KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 9:52PM  
Lie to you about something else. When a girl ask for 7 inches I have to fold it in half.

Oh brother.

*Leaves blog shaking head...it's turned into a men's club in here and last time I checked...I'm not a man. Yep...I've definitely got boobs...and not a penis*
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 7 @ 9:56PM  
Ynot is really a ball. With those dimensions he can't be human.
rnj1013

Nov 7 @ 9:58PM  
when a girl asks me for 7 inches I give it to her 2 1/2 times
Sunshine79

Nov 7 @ 10:01PM  
Well, I won't say it doesn't matter, because I don't date men shorter than I am, sorry.

dirtywhiteboy34

Nov 7 @ 10:01PM  
She said, "Give 12 inches & hurt me."
So I fucked her twice & punched her in the nose!
earthquake501

Nov 7 @ 10:05PM  
Something sure is getting deep in here!!!!!!!
somnium

Nov 7 @ 10:06PM  
it's turned into a men's club in here and last time I checked...I'm not a man. Yep...I've definitely got boobs...and not a penis*
Prove it.......... send me pixs please!


KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 10:20PM  
Prove it.......... send me pixs please!

Don't be so lazy Som...my pics are on my profile and just a mouse click away.
lunanegra

Nov 7 @ 10:31PM  
Well,you can still look me in the eye, that's all that matters
NightOfOld

Nov 7 @ 10:38PM  


She told me all she wanted was 9 inches. So I told her.
I'm not cutting off 3 inches for nobody.
somnium

Nov 7 @ 10:38PM  
Don't be so lazy Som...my pics are on my profile and just a mouse click away.

Yeah but you have clothes on!

1bunny629

Nov 7 @ 10:41PM  
I am really a man.... ...ha! That was kinda a selectusername comment wasn't it?!!!...oh...but he would be a woman!
StraddleMyNose

Nov 7 @ 11:20PM  
Don't feel too bad, Purple, I listed myself at 6 foot when in fact I'm really 5'11".

Damn, I really didn't know you were that short in height.
KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 11:54PM  
Yeah but you have clothes on!

Well Som, I could post some nekid pictures, but you wouldn't be able to see them anyway because you don't have a gold membership, so what would be the point in me posting them? Think about it...
StraddleMyNose

Nov 8 @ 12:06AM  
Well Som, I could post some nekid pictures, but you wouldn't be able to see them anyway because you don't have a gold membership, so what would be the point in me posting them? Think about it
Som and most members here may not be able to view them, but I can!
KitKat25

Nov 8 @ 12:40AM  
Som and most members here may not be able to view them, but I can!

Dream on Staddle...it ain't gonna happen!
borty293

Nov 8 @ 1:59AM  
Well I guess this is my opportunity to set the record straight...I'm only 3ft 7inches of mighty Borty....
1bunny629

Nov 8 @ 5:16AM  
ya but....to an ant you are a giant! oh....and if we all stood on the court next to a bunch of pro basketball players, we would all look like midgets!
Looking4ever

Nov 8 @ 5:37AM  
Damn! I can't think of any lie I've told. But maybe I have embellished a time or two. Sadly, though, not about my height...or lack thereof.
whisperingcomet

Nov 8 @ 1:26PM  
guess i lied to purp....a few extra pounds my ass....hell im fat!

but the good news is "fat people are harder to kidnap"
Lisa46

Nov 8 @ 2:46PM  
guess i lied to purp....a few extra pounds my ass....hell im fat!

but the good news is "fat people are harder to kidnap


Shit Comet make me spit my water out
dmbchick420

Nov 9 @ 8:48AM  
That's okay...I'm really 5'3"...not 5'4" like MY profile says
theSkwirl

Nov 9 @ 5:04PM  
That's two lies Purple.. you aren't really Purple either!!!!

Course.. I'm a Skwirl.. so what do I know?

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