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  Sunshine79

* The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.

* Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.

* Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.

* Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.

* Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.

* On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.

* The original title for Catcher in the Rye was Hey, Look, a Carousel!

* Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”

* In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.

* Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone’s mouth.

* If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)

* Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.

* The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.

* To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.

* The Z in Jay-Z’s name stands for “Zeppidemus.”

* Jean shorts were invented three weeks prior to the invention of regular jeans.

* Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.

* In Austria, the traditional Christmas colors are not red and greed, but purple and clear.

* Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published in Poor Richard’s Almanac.

* If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.

* The original name for the laptop computer was “Hinged Smart Slab.”

* The average person inhales 3 pounds of spider webs in his or her lifetime.

* When first introduced to the public, plastic laundry baskets cost $75 each.

* Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.

* Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.

* The Q in Q-tips stands for “quantum,” as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.

* Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.

* Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.

* Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.

* If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain and irreparable damage.

* Clouds cannot travel south southwest.

* In sign language, there are 72 ways to say “drawbridge.”

* When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.

****DISCLAIMER: Supposedly all these hings are true. I however, have a very hard time believing that, lol

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dirtywhiteboy34

Nov 7 @ 7:41PM  
I'm thinkin one or two....maybe....I'm certainly too lazy to research all of it!
If anybody does, first of all, consider taking up a hobby....basket weaving....anything!
Secondly, post the facts here for us to see!
Some pretty strange claims. Where's you dig that up?

And....yes I do!
KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 7:51PM  
Really...all of them are true?! Some of them sound pretty far-fetched. Well, just is case, I may start carrying a magnet in my purse so I can get myself some free sodas. I figure it's worth a try.

My nose is red and my head and throat hurts...so I'm gonna have to take a rain check on fucking this afternoon. Maybe tomorrow?
PinkToeNails

Nov 7 @ 7:55PM  
Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the “Martha,” and the bottom socket the “Jasmine.”

Well fuck, I never knew my outlets were into girl on girl action!!!

Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies

Glad my name isn't Richard!

Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.

Really?!?! Jackpot!!!!!


Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power

Get out of town man!!!!!!!

Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.


Sounds like a workout regime to me!!


Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores

Why? Their money is as good as mine...isn't it?!?!?


If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone’s head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain and irreparable damage.


*note to self* Buy stepdad a new baseball hat and some co cola!!

Sorry Sunshine! I had fun with this one! Thanks for sharing! I needed the laugh!!

greenie for ya!

let's see how my quotes turn out... I always fuck them right up!


sugarnspice005

Nov 7 @ 7:55PM  
I may start carrying a magnet in my purse so I can get myself some free sodas. I figure it's worth a try

I was thinking the same thing.
ynot7769

Nov 7 @ 7:59PM  
Fact Or Fiction?

what IF it's just NON FICTION just somethin to think bout ....
dirtywhiteboy34

Nov 7 @ 8:08PM  
My brother's name is Richard.....nice knowin ya bro!
lkg4action

Nov 7 @ 8:28PM  
I want to fuck!
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 7 @ 8:32PM  
I think all of these are verifiable except the nickles in the mouth and the spider web thingy. Also if I were to show an eskimo a tunnel and a bridge it would real hard for them to dispute their exsistence.

And I never fuck...I make love.
funnywhapper

Nov 7 @ 9:10PM  
every bit of it is absolute fact. fact is stranger than fiction.
i believe.
rnj1013

Nov 7 @ 9:59PM  
Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.


well fuck me (but better make it quick)
StraddleMyNose

Nov 7 @ 11:33PM  
I'm not even going to try to guess at any of them.
1bunny629

Nov 8 @ 5:02AM  
....
Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.
...a horse is of course a horse of course unless of course it is a talking horse, and then it's Mr. Ed.... ...oh...and the Richard thing....that fuckin suckd donkey dicks.....
RevDocLove

Nov 8 @ 9:29AM  
99% false
dmbchick420

Nov 9 @ 9:54AM  
Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase “Baby Mama” in a satirical poem published in Poor Richard’s Almanac.



Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.


So....regular doors don't work to keep horses out? WTF??

Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.

How the hell would anyone know what they weigh?

I have a hard time believing most of these are true.

Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.

Definitely gonna try that one!

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