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posted 11/7/2009 12:05:14 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

My apologies if this has been posted recently, I have been around here much lately.

I hope you get a Saturday Morning laugh





In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
But the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is
Prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
Only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
Covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than “going blind!”)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
World that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
Husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit
Lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
First time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
Act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
And her daughter at the same time
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is ill egal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
Premises.”
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

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soft_touch938

Nov 7 @ 12:20PM  
Some I've seen...some not but it was still all funny. Who says we can't laugh again at things we laughed at before???

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
First time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
Act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

And cringe at the very thought....
Wordsofwit

Nov 7 @ 12:20PM  
Here is a link to dumb laws in all 50 states and other countries. I visited this site several years ago and got hooked into reading these silly things for hours.
KitKat25

Nov 7 @ 9:29PM  
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
But the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

I feel sorry for the animals.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Yep...that makes soooo much sense.

And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Alrighty then...makes no sense to me, but what do I know?!

Thanks for sharing BlueEyes.


StraddleMyNose

Nov 7 @ 11:56PM  
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is
Prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
Only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Can you say THE MADUSA LAW ANYONE?


Man, a lot of these laws are so far off the wall

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