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posted 12/21/2006 12:57:57 PM |
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Ever hear the old adage "If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes"?

Well let me tell you what! Being the lead dog ain't all that great either! I mean it's cold out and really everything around here is white! Tuggin' loads for the man while all these fools keep pokin' me in the ass with their cold wet noses! It's been the same run for a month now! Port to woods, woods to port, over and over and over again. First straw, then sticks, now it fuckin' bricks! Heard the man spewing some nonsense about Pigs, E-bay, and a relocation effort because Riff-Raff had moved into their old neighborhood. I swear if he cracks me with that whip and hollers "Mush" one more time I'm goin for the jugular! Should have tried out for that other sled job. Bigger load, longer trip, but hell ya only work one night a year! Damn these short legs! I could of made the team if it wasn't for that!
Well that and the unfortunate incident with Jane Doe. Mmmmm she was sweet though!

I tell you if I don't get some "bits" with my kibble soon, I'm goin back to the woods tonight and get me tenderloin!

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Dec 21 @ 1:05PM  
Definately the lead dog in bloggin,,and yeah,,the view sucks back

Dec 21 @ 1:12PM  
Lol,,notice I said back here,,many in front of me,,not to be misunderstood..

Dec 21 @ 2:58PM  
"If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes?"

Not unless you're smart enough to look to the side.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Dec 21 @ 10:00PM  
You have quite the talent for writing. You should do this a lot more often. Bits?

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