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If Bruce Had A Wife.......

posted 11/3/2009 5:41:30 PM |
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  Sunshine79

An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points." A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts another and says, "tied! I'm ahead 14 to seven." The wife again breaks wind and says, "It's good! Tie game." The old geezer tries but can't muster another fart. He waits a few moments and then decides to give it everything he's got, but there's an awful wet sound. The wife asks, "What the hell was that?" old man says halftime switch sides.
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ynot7769

Nov 3 @ 5:45PM  
Wordsofwit

Nov 3 @ 5:52PM  
I learned after the first time I ripped a "skin rippler" while spooning to be on the back side of woman's ass in the position. Women just don't think farts are funny.
somnium

Nov 3 @ 6:34PM  
HEY... 'cmon- it's dinner time for me!!

StraddleMyNose

Nov 3 @ 6:37PM  
Yep, sounds about like what Bruce would do.
Wordsofwit

Nov 3 @ 7:12PM  
Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge.
sugarnspice005

Nov 3 @ 8:17PM  
KitKat25

Nov 3 @ 11:04PM  
Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge.

OMG Bruce...I can actually picture you doing this. You do know most women hear everything their partner does in bed? We just choose to ignore certain things...like farts. Unless you do it a lot...then this woman would shove your ass out of bed.

I'm just sayin...yuck!
justme4u

Nov 4 @ 12:25AM  
and as always yes
lkg4action

Nov 4 @ 1:42AM  
That is the kind of thing that happens to old couples and wemon do think it's funny until they run out of shots!
dmbchick420

Nov 4 @ 8:41AM  
Now that's love!

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