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If Bruce Had A Wife....... posted 11/3/2009 5:41:30 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, bruce, sunshine   Sunshine79 An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points." A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts another and says, "tied! I'm ahead 14 to seven." The wife again breaks wind and says, "It's good! Tie game." The old geezer tries but can't muster another fart. He waits a few moments and then decides to give it everything he's got, but there's an awful wet sound. The wife asks, "What the hell was that?" old man says halftime switch sides. .......... ............... ............ ................. .............. ............ Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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ynot7769	Nov 3 @ 5:45PM
Wordsofwit	Nov 3 @ 5:52PM
	I learned after the first time I ripped a "skin rippler" while spooning to be on the back side of woman's ass in the position. Women just don't think farts are funny.
somnium	Nov 3 @ 6:34PM
	HEY... 'cmon- it's dinner time for me!!
StraddleMyNose	Nov 3 @ 6:37PM
	Yep, sounds about like what Bruce would do.
Wordsofwit	Nov 3 @ 7:12PM
	Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge.
sugarnspice005	Nov 3 @ 8:17PM
KitKat25	Nov 3 @ 11:04PM
	Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge. OMG Bruce...I can actually picture you doing this. You do know most women hear everything their partner does in bed? We just choose to ignore certain things...like farts. Unless you do it a lot...then this woman would shove your ass out of bed. I'm just sayin...yuck!
justme4u	Nov 4 @ 12:25AM
	and as always yes
lkg4action	Nov 4 @ 1:42AM
	That is the kind of thing that happens to old couples and wemon do think it's funny until they run out of shots!
dmbchick420	Nov 4 @ 8:41AM
	Now that's love!