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posted 11/3/2009 8:58:22 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster with a hotdog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.


















"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.

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surv6969

Nov 3 @ 9:06AM  


Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
You hit my day right on the head.
somnium

Nov 3 @ 9:10AM  
Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong

Hey... I resemle that!!

Cute!!

dmbchick420

Nov 3 @ 9:13AM  
Ain't that the truth!!!

Greenie
Wordsofwit

Nov 3 @ 9:25AM  
That was cute and I had never heard it so here is a green thingie for you.
McBunman

Nov 3 @ 10:10AM  
Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
You hit my day right on the head.

I'm having one of those weeks myself. Thinking about taking a vow of silence around the house for the next few days so I don't dig myself in any deeper!
ynot7769

Nov 3 @ 10:18AM  
sounds familiar .....

*gives her a kudo n ponders her request*
soft_touch938

Nov 3 @ 10:41AM  
Men are from Mars and...well....they don't stand a chance...bless their lil hearts
sugarnspice005

Nov 3 @ 11:05AM  


green cookie your way!
NightOfOld

Nov 3 @ 11:53AM  

Good one. And Yes
justme4u

Nov 3 @ 12:47PM  
StraddleMyNose

Nov 3 @ 1:54PM  
ksk72

Nov 3 @ 2:03PM  
funny cause it's true
RevDocLove

Nov 3 @ 4:01PM  
fortysixandtwo

Nov 3 @ 4:06PM  
Exactly,spot on! Greenie for you Sugar









And do you even have to ask? ......Absolutely
aftershox

Nov 3 @ 8:19PM  
A greenie since Wow never heard it,,,and I have..

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