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posted 11/3/2009 8:58:22 AM |
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster with a hotdog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.

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Nov 3 @ 9:06AM  

Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
You hit my day right on the head.

Nov 3 @ 9:10AM  
Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong

Hey... I resemle that!!



Nov 3 @ 9:13AM  
Ain't that the truth!!!


Nov 3 @ 9:25AM  
That was cute and I had never heard it so here is a green thingie for you.

Nov 3 @ 10:10AM  
Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
You hit my day right on the head.

I'm having one of those weeks myself. Thinking about taking a vow of silence around the house for the next few days so I don't dig myself in any deeper!

Nov 3 @ 10:18AM  
sounds familiar .....

*gives her a kudo n ponders her request*

Nov 3 @ 10:41AM  
Men are from Mars and...well....they don't stand a chance...bless their lil hearts

Nov 3 @ 11:05AM  

green cookie your way!

Nov 3 @ 11:53AM  

Good one. And Yes

Nov 3 @ 12:47PM  

Nov 3 @ 1:54PM  

Nov 3 @ 2:03PM  
funny cause it's true

Nov 3 @ 4:01PM  

Nov 3 @ 4:06PM  
Exactly,spot on! Greenie for you Sugar

And do you even have to ask? ......Absolutely

Nov 3 @ 8:19PM  
A greenie since Wow never heard it,,,and I have..

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