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Accidents Happen, Right??

posted 11/2/2009 9:43:51 AM |
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  Sunshine79

This morning on the way to drop my daughter off to school, I rear-ended a car at the stop light. My bad, I wasn’t really paying attention.

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The driver got out of his car.





I look down….. and he was a dwarf.

He said.............
































“Look here, I’m not happy…”







I replied.......................



































“Well, which one are you then?”



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Anybody wanna fuck?

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dmbchick420

Nov 2 @ 9:55AM  
Sunshine.....what if a midget reads this and gets offended?

I definitely wanna fuck..........
Sunshine79

Nov 2 @ 9:59AM  
Sunshine.....what if a midget reads this and gets offended?

I definitely wanna fuck..........

My Ex is a midget, I don't discriminate!!!!

Yes, I wanna fuck!!!
ynot7769

Nov 2 @ 10:03AM  
*just sips coffee ..picturing the midgets VIEW....wondering why he didn't LIE bout being happy *
Ewe_Wish

Nov 2 @ 10:25AM  
.picturing the midgets VIEW.
While singling Climb that Mountain High.......................
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 2 @ 11:00AM  
If you "rear ended" me I wouldn't be happy either.
Wordsofwit

Nov 2 @ 12:25PM  
Don't tell me, let me guess, he was driving a classic 1966 MG Midget.
ksk72

Nov 2 @ 12:50PM  
that was a good one



I could use a fuck
RevDocLove

Nov 2 @ 1:38PM  
You're so silly
Sunshine79

Nov 2 @ 2:54PM  
I could use a fuck

I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome!
dmbchick420

Nov 2 @ 3:08PM  
I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome!

When and where....I am ready!!!!
ShadowMale

Nov 2 @ 3:57PM  
Foursome? Just saying...
surv6969

Nov 2 @ 4:30PM  


Even if you did rear-end me I would still have a smile on my face after seeing it was you.
somnium

Nov 2 @ 6:29PM  
I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome!

Well now... this is getting interesting!!!


justme4u

Nov 2 @ 7:01PM  
ummm yes
sugarnspice005

Nov 2 @ 9:04PM  



I think I would have been tempted to ask him if he was "Grumpy".
StraddleMyNose

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Nov 2 @ 10:42PM  
Yeah, I saw this coming through part of the blog when it got to where he said he wasn't happy.
tassie1

Nov 3 @ 6:38AM  
I can seriously see you saying that to.

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