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Accidents Happen, Right?? posted 11/2/2009 9:43:51 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 This morning on the way to drop my daughter off to school, I rear-ended a car at the stop light. My bad, I wasn’t really paying attention. ........... ............. ............. .............. ............ ........... ........... The driver got out of his car. I look down….. and he was a dwarf. He said............. “Look here, I’m not happy…” I replied....................... “Well, which one are you then?” ............ ........... ................ ............... .............. ......... Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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dmbchick420	Nov 2 @ 9:55AM
	Sunshine.....what if a midget reads this and gets offended? I definitely wanna fuck..........
Sunshine79	Nov 2 @ 9:59AM
	Sunshine.....what if a midget reads this and gets offended? I definitely wanna fuck.......... My Ex is a midget, I don't discriminate!!!! Yes, I wanna fuck!!!
ynot7769	Nov 2 @ 10:03AM
	*just sips coffee ..picturing the midgets VIEW....wondering why he didn't LIE bout being happy *
Ewe_Wish	Nov 2 @ 10:25AM
	.picturing the midgets VIEW. While singling Climb that Mountain High.......................
ThePurpleProphet	Nov 2 @ 11:00AM
	If you "rear ended" me I wouldn't be happy either.
Wordsofwit	Nov 2 @ 12:25PM
	Don't tell me, let me guess, he was driving a classic 1966 MG Midget.
ksk72	Nov 2 @ 12:50PM
	that was a good one I could use a fuck
RevDocLove	Nov 2 @ 1:38PM
	You're so silly
Sunshine79	Nov 2 @ 2:54PM
	I could use a fuck I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome!
dmbchick420	Nov 2 @ 3:08PM
	I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome! When and where....I am ready!!!!
ShadowMale	Nov 2 @ 3:57PM
	Foursome? Just saying...
surv6969	Nov 2 @ 4:30PM
	Even if you did rear-end me I would still have a smile on my face after seeing it was you.
somnium	Nov 2 @ 6:29PM
	I think me, you & DMB would make a great threesome! Well now... this is getting interesting!!!
justme4u	Nov 2 @ 7:01PM
	ummm yes
sugarnspice005	Nov 2 @ 9:04PM
	I think I would have been tempted to ask him if he was "Grumpy".
StraddleMyNose	Nov 2 @ 10:42PM
	Yeah, I saw this coming through part of the blog when it got to where he said he wasn't happy.
tassie1	Nov 3 @ 6:38AM
	I can seriously see you saying that to.