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  dmbchick420

Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.

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It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "The OctoMom," had a short-lived career as a stripper.

She quit the business after customers complained about "her creepy eight nipples."


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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Was Vandalized: Apparently someone spray painted it yellow and wrote the words ‘School Bus” on the side.

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Nadya Suleman better known as OCTOMOM filed a lawsuit against Quentin Tarantino today claiming his latest hit film "Inglourious Bastards" was her idea.The suit was withdrawn once it was explained to OCTO that the movie had nothing to do with her kids.

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So many woman these days are being publicized for having multiple births

Jon and Kate Plus 8

Octomom

The Duggars (18 and Counting)

to name a few,

Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car

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Octomom's financial situation is so dire that her car may be repossessed. Fortunately, she can hide it in her uterus.

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CNN's 'Showbiz Tonight' has named Octomom the most controversial celebrity mom. In a related story Wolf Blitzer has named 'Showbiz Tonight' the most embarrassing thing on CNN.

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After months of denying to be the father of Nadya Suleman's aka "OctoMom's" eight children, Turkey Baster, of Fullerton, California, has decided to step up and contribute to the kids' well-being by marrying Suleman.

"I take care of my kids," said Baster, a 28-year-old meat tenderizer. "I have the means to feed them, bathe them... anything involving liquid. I want to be there for them, whether it be helping them remove a wart... or putting some eye drops in their eyes."

Baster was previously accused of fathering Clay Aiken's child, but paternity tests proved that he was not the baster, just a fan.


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Octuplets' Mom Reveals Source of Money: Meanwhile, the White House has revealed its largest single citizen bailout.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman revealed she participated as an amateur topless dancer at a gentlemens club when she was 19...
Suleman, who has 14 children conceived via In Vitro Fertilization, was quoted... "After that one night with a long, wide, stiff pole between my legs...I swore I'd never experience that feeling again"...


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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Vandalized: Someone has thrown a baby's car seat through the rear window of octuplet mother Nadya Suleman's minivan. Police are calling it a, ‘Drive-By Donation’.

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33-year-old Nadya Suleman says the octuplets were a sign from God that she should stop having children. Another sign was that her vagina now looks like a ham sandwich thrown through a fan.

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Looking4ever

Oct 30 @ 10:59AM  
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car

*snort*
soft_touch938

Oct 30 @ 11:21AM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 30 @ 11:36AM  
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car



I about spit my coffee out on that one.

I need to remember to NOT take a drink while reading jokes.

dmbchick420

Oct 30 @ 11:39AM  
The vagina is not a clown car joke got me, but I don't know...the turkey baster one is pretty damn funny, I thought!!!
Wordsofwit

Oct 30 @ 11:56AM  
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car.

Considering some of the men that have ridden in some of the women I have known, I am not so sure that statement is true!
Sunshine79

Oct 30 @ 11:56AM  
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car


LMFAO!!!!!
Sunshine79

Oct 30 @ 12:00PM  
More for ya!!

Q: What is the name of Nadya Suleman's new reality show?
A1: Eight is Never Enough
A2: 14 Kids On Welfare!

Q: Who are the nannies Nadya Suleman Octuplets accused of spying and attemping to steal her octuplets?
A: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Mia Farrow!

Q: Why did Nadya Suleman end her short-lived career as a stripper?
A: Her water kept breaking during the lap dances!

Q: Whats in the new Octo-Mom Slam at Denny’s?
A: 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay for it!

Q: How is the bad economy affecting Nadya Suleman?
A: The Octomom switched to a generic brand of semen.

Q: How do you know Nadya Suleman's is getting pretty desperate for money?
A: Four of her kids are already working for Nike!

Q: What's the name of the porn movie about Nadya Suleman's life?
A1: Nadya Croft...Womb Raider
A2: Eight Ain't Enough
A3: Big Tits and Stretchmarks
A4: Insemination Station
A5: Octopussy
A6: Octouterus
A7: The Other Grand Canyon
A8: Sperms Of Endearment
A9: DUDE, WHERE'S MY SPERM DONOR?

Q: Why did the Octomom smell like a gym shoe?
A: She had 16 feet in her vagina.

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Nadya Suleman?
A: It's amazing how much trouble a little sperm can get you into.

Q: What should Michael Phelps marry Nadya Suleman?
A: He has a gold medal for each of her babies.





ksk72

Oct 30 @ 4:13PM  
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car


Humans were not meant to have LITTERS
flavorbuster

Oct 30 @ 7:11PM  
Octomom ...... Must have an Octopussy.
Ladies let me remind you, the vagina is not a clown car.
I heard a female comedian say men need to stop fingering pussy like they are trying to dig change out of a pay phone.

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