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posted 10/28/2009 8:51:43 PM |
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

She sat by him.

He whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?

“You have been with me all through the bad times.

“When I got fired, you were there to support me.

“When my business failed, you were there.

“When I got shot, you were by my side.

“When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

“When my health started failing, you were still by my side . . .

“You know what?’

“What dear?” She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck, so fuck off!”

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Oct 28 @ 9:03PM  
Ooops- oh shit!!


Oct 28 @ 9:05PM  


Oct 28 @ 9:11PM  
something tells me that Bruce has probably heard this one before.

Oct 28 @ 9:32PM  
Oh and he'll be more than sure to let us all know he's heard it too!

Funny as hell though!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh Sunshine!


Oct 28 @ 10:53PM  
I've heard it and still think it's pretty fuckin' funny

Oct 28 @ 11:30PM  
Bo can't say I heard that one. If I did, I wouldn't remember it.

Oct 29 @ 1:46AM  
good laugh

Oct 29 @ 2:24AM  
Awww...poor wife. She should've pulled the damn plug while her husband was still in a coma.

Thanks Sunshine...I can always use a good laugh.

Oct 29 @ 4:46AM  

Oct 29 @ 8:39AM  

I haven't heard it....and I thought it was funny!!!

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