Stan and his buddies were hanging out and planning tomorrow's fishing
trip... unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this
time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Stan headed home frustrated.
The following day when Stan's buddies arrived atthe lake to set up camp,
they were shocked to see Stan... he was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, tent all setup, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"Stan, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" they asked...
"I didn't have to," Stan replied smiling.
"Last night I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown
my sorrows... then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
the bed and you can do whatever you want!!!'
Sooooo.......HERE I AM!"
If you've seen/heard/read it before...so what. It's always nice to have something to chuckle at.
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