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Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with
child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained
to the highest degree possible..

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said
that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington
Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



I FELL FOR IT!! DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU DID TOO!!!




I about spit my tea out of my mouth when I read that one!!!! Thanks Fordman!!!

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KitKat25

Oct 27 @ 6:25PM  
ROFLMFAO

Holy crap Pink...you totally had me going. I'm so freakin' gulliable.

Sending you a greenie cuz you made me laugh my ass off.
sugarnspice005

Oct 27 @ 6:33PM  
Alright...I admit it...it had me going too.

Kid says the Redskins don't beat anyone...he hasn't seen the Lions in action.
somnium

Oct 27 @ 6:42PM  
Yesssssss... I got spoofed too! Funny joke!

earthquake501

Oct 27 @ 6:48PM  
I fell for it too!
selectusername

Oct 27 @ 6:52PM  
I'm filing suit to get custody of PTN's panties!
RevDocLove

Oct 27 @ 7:35PM  
The Washington Foreskins are just lousy ...
The Detroit Kittens are just losers..
Greenie for a cutie..For the joke too
funnywhapper

Oct 27 @ 7:38PM  
i was surprised too. ambushed. bushwhacked. hit from behind while looking
forward. tricked. cajoled. pushed over the cliff while bending down
to pick up a 1000 dollar bill. ran off the road by hells angels.
kicked in the shins by galloping geese. put in tax court by the irs
for tax evasions. all because love is free, and money costs money.
he was so hot on her, he clipped her in the jaw for maw. maybe the kid
should retaliate. get armed. juvenile justice court is next. budding
criminals of tomorrow are being bred today.
DesertSmile

Oct 27 @ 8:01PM  
I received the same email(s) today with the subject being the St. Louis Rams, The Angels or the Los Angeles Dodgers...
dirtywhiteboy34

Oct 27 @ 8:22PM  
Got me too, Pink! Savor the flavor, darlin cuz it don't happen often!
In the meantime, you get a greenie for blind siding me with that one.
Laughed my ass off!
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 8:29PM  
Sorry honey, it is a derivative of an old Dallas Cowboy joke from 20 and ten years ago that may have originated in another city before that. I am sure it has played in many cities since at various points in time. Still kind of funny for those who haven't heard it. Considering where the joke is centered, Cleveland, and how bad the Browns are, I suspect you may have modified the joke for the Redskins. Please, no comments about my being a party pooper as every serious football fan whose team goes through a sucky phase has heard it.
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 8:44PM  
In the late eighties when the Cowboys really sucked and before Jerry Jones bought them I was in the technical side of show biz. While working his show, I sold this joke to the comedian, Gallagher:

The Dallas Cowboys are up for sale [actually they really were]. There are two competing investment groups. One is from the Philippines and the other is from Tokyo. If the offer of the Filipino group wins, they will become the Manila Folders, if the Tokyo group prevails, they will become the Jap Zeros.
PinkToeNails

Oct 27 @ 8:50PM  
I was about to comment...but I think I will send it personally!

Thanks Bruce!

I mean....
wstang69

Oct 27 @ 9:08PM  

Dang, I thought it was serious!
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 9:14PM  
This is one of my favorite jokes from several years ago sent to me by a Chicago Cubs season ticket holder. Why can't the Cubs get on the Internet? They can't string three "W"s together.
PinkToeNails

Oct 27 @ 9:18PM  
This is one of my favorite jokes from several years ago sent to me by a Chicago Cubs season ticket holder. Why can't the Cubs get on the Internet? They can't string three "W"s together.

Oh Bruce! That would have been funny if I'd not heard it 13 million times!!!

Here... this a spoonful of your own medicine!!!!!

You know I still love ya though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now be nice!!!!!!!!
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 9:57PM  
Somebody posted a blog about a year ago and I don't remember who, perhaps sugar and spice, where people posted all of these types of jokes about sports teams. It was a great post with wonderful contributions in the comments. Most jokes were old but some weren't and all of them were funnier than hell. If I had it to do over again, I would have copy/pasted them into a Word .doc to capture them. They were hilarious. Hopefully the OP sees this and provides a link to it as it was great! And yes, your joke was among them.
soft_touch938

Oct 27 @ 10:00PM  
Got me! Then I'm not surprised since I sit here with a deed in my hand for the Brooklyn Bridge...........that's just how gullible I am.

Greenie for the laugh...
fordman09

Oct 28 @ 8:17AM  
Ah ha! so you did use it! You owe me for this one pink ! Now let me see, what might I bargin for here ? Whoa! I know!!!!!!!!!
surv6969

Oct 28 @ 3:53PM  
StraddleMyNose

Oct 28 @ 7:25PM  
That was cute, and funny!

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