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Okay, I'm in a movie kind of mood and I thought it would be fun to do a blog about movie quotes.

We all have our favorites...and we all love to quote them, so let's hear yours. If you can, try to limit your answer to 3 quotes.

If you need it, here's a link to help you out.

100 Movie Quotes are my top 3 movie quotes.

1. Bull Durham

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

2. Steel Magnolias

In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

3. Dead Poets Society

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

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Oct 23 @ 7:47AM  
"easy, breezey, japanesey"...Brooks in Shawshank Redemption.

Oct 23 @ 8:44AM  
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

- Kevin Spacey's character in American Beauty

Great movie quotes. I have more....let me think of them A green thingy for you

Oct 23 @ 9:53AM  
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

The Dude from The Big Lebowski

Oct 23 @ 10:27AM  
What, do you got me on a fuckin' pay-no-mind list kid?

Tommy to Spider in Goodfellas

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Tommy in Goodfellas

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Nicky in Casino

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

Ricky Bobby- Talladega Nights

Oct 23 @ 10:35AM  
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.

Walter from The Big Lebowski

I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

The Dude from The Big Lebowski

Oct 23 @ 10:37AM  
From Lethal Weapon 4..
Riggs: "Flied lice?"
Uncle Benny: "Flied lice! It is fried rice, you plick!"

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Oct 23 @ 10:51AM  
Hah! I was going to quote Big Lebowski too. Love that movie. My husband is just like Walter sometimes (and I have been known to call him Walter lol)

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

- Jesus Quintana from Big Lebowski

He's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

- Walter Sobchak from Big Lebowski

Oct 23 @ 10:56AM  
He's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

- Walter Sobchak from Big Lebowski
I almost posted that one.
I am terrible at remembering quotes but the 2 guys I work with are always quoting The Big Lebowski

Oct 23 @ 11:00AM  
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


- Sam Jackson's character (Jules) from Pulp Fiction

Oct 23 @ 11:10AM  
Of course, there is this famous line.

"Don't look now, but there is one too many men around here and I think it's you."
Groucho Marx as (I believe) Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup

"When ever I am in the presence of a lady I take out my cigar, take off my hat, and whatever else I take off depends on how lucky I get."
Richard Boone as Cicero Grimes in Hombre

Oct 23 @ 11:22AM  
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"and "have you seen a grown man naked?"Joey

"What's your prediction for the fight".......prediction?"Pain"

''You need kissing badly"GWTW

Not really my top three but favs of mine (I could do this all day)I watch alot of flicks

Oct 23 @ 11:58AM  
Steel Magnolia:

Yes, he's a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink to pee in it.

St. Elmo's Fire:

Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

Ghost's Of Mississippi

Myrlie Evers: When you hate, the only one that suffers is you because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care.

Oct 23 @ 12:40PM  
Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime... You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!
-Snow White

I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Oct 23 @ 1:24PM  
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (Bluto in "Animal House")

Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.(Butch Cassidy)

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. (Michael Corleone in "The Godfather.")


Oct 23 @ 2:05PM  
From "Bugsy," where the married gangster is attempting to pick up the starlet:
"Why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda?"

Oct 23 @ 3:35PM  
You're not in trouble until you get caught. "Gotcha Street Rat!!" I'm in trouble!!!"

From the movie Aladdin

Right turn Clyde

Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way You Can

You're going to need a bigger boat


What's happening hot stuff?

Sixteen Candles

Say hello to my little friend!



Oct 23 @ 4:47PM  
Let's see now

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." (I've actually used this.)

“You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”

"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."

Oct 23 @ 5:29PM  
Right turn Clyde

Gotta' love the Clyde series of Eastwood movies

Oct 23 @ 10:15PM  
You guys came up with some awesome quotes!

Apparently, based on Surv's and dmbchick's comments, I need to see the The Big Lebowski cuz it sounds freakin' hysterical.

I also love the quotes from the animated movies listed by L4E and Sugar...I have many favorites from these types of movies and I didn't even think of them this morning when I posted this blog.

You're going to need a bigger boat


"easy, breezey, japanesey"...Brooks in Shawshank Redemption.

I love these quotes...Too funny!

Hey Sugar - I almost listed the Jaws quote in my own answer! I'm glad you mentioned it, cuz it's a classic.

Thanks for all your comments rock!

Oct 23 @ 10:34PM  
Disney's Hercules ~ "Somebody call IX-I-I!" and "I'm a big tough girl, I tie my own sandals and everything."

Bicentennial Man ~ Robyn Williams

Rupert Burns: What do they say?

Andrew Martin: That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That's a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.

Rupert Burns: And you want to experience that?

Andrew Martin: Oh, yes, please.

Rupert Burns: So do I.

I have loads more.. but these two were on my mind this week.. and ... one more.. for the road.

Finding Neverland ~

J.M. Barrie: [gives Peter a journal] Here you go.
Peter Llewelyn Davies: What's this?
J.M. Barrie: All great writers begin with a good leather binding and a respectable title. Open it.
Peter Llewelyn Davies: [reads] "The Boy Castaways: Being a record of the terrible adventures of the brothers Davies, faithfully set forth by Peter Llewelyn Davies."
J.M. Barrie: Kipling would swallow his own ear for a title like that!
Peter Llewelyn Davies: I still have no idea what to write.
J.M. Barrie: Write about anything. Write about your family, write about the talking whale!
Peter Llewelyn Davies: What whale?
J.M. Barrie: The one that's trapped in your imagination and desperate to get out.

Oct 23 @ 10:42PM  
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we're outta here.
-The Fifth Element

Dark Helmet: Prepare to attack! On the count of three. One... two...
[Eagle 5 suddenly blasts out of sight]
Dark Helmet: WAIT! What happened? Where are they?
Colonel Sandurz: [worried] I don't know sir! They must have hyperjets on that thing.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Robin Hood, Maid Marian: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
-Robin Hood: Men in Tights


Oct 23 @ 11:01PM  
Sixteen Candles:

'Make sure he knows you wear the pants in the family'. Dad and daughter talk in that scene while she was laying on the couch.

The Breakfast Club

'What are you having for lunch?'
'You're wearing it'


'Shirley you can't be serious?'
'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley'.


Jan 8 @ 7:41PM  
The Mechanic 1972

Murder is killing without a license and everybody kills . Governments , the military , the police .

Charles Bronson as Mr. Bishop

Unforgiven 1992

It is a hell of a thing killing a man . You take away all he's got and all he's ever going to have .

Clint Eastwood as William Munny

Sands of Iwo Jima 1949

If you're nervous count your toes . I'll do the masterminding around here .

John Wayne as Sgt. Stryker

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