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posted 10/22/2009 11:17:34 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals Of The Story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!


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surv6969

Oct 22 @ 11:24AM  

somnium

Oct 22 @ 11:51AM  
Ain't that the truth!

dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 11:56AM  
Very true indeed!!!
maximumoverdrive

Oct 22 @ 1:39PM  
That is some funny shit!!!!!
1bunny629

Oct 22 @ 2:01PM  
awwww...poor little tweet tweet....
lini

Oct 22 @ 4:15PM  
classic
lini

Oct 22 @ 4:16PM  
although most definetely untraditional
MsHelle

Oct 22 @ 6:07PM  
ooo that's an oldie but still a goodie even if it's shit covered. Have a greenie!
sugarnspice005

Oct 22 @ 6:12PM  
"Shit that was funny".

RevDocLove

Oct 22 @ 11:02PM  
And that is what is known as a shitbird!
KitKat25

Oct 23 @ 12:19AM  
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Words to live by for sure!

Cute Sunshine...and like most of the jokes I hear lately...this one is brand new to me. Thanks for sharing.

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