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  Sunshine79

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Oh, I wish I’d looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits.

‘Cos now I’m much older and gravity’s winning.
It’s Nature’s revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits

‘Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I’d looked after me tits.

When they’re both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it’s not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they’re less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I’d looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I’d looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they’re less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits.

By: Pam Ayres

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surv6969

Oct 21 @ 2:49PM  
I hope I never have that problem.
1bunny629

Oct 21 @ 2:54PM  
...I think mine still stand up cause I never had a baby? ...hae ya ever slept with a guy that has manboobs?
dmbchick420

Oct 21 @ 3:26PM  
Oh Lord.....

Bunny quit braggin about yer perky bewbies
1bunny629

Oct 21 @ 3:35PM  
...k
dmbchick420

Oct 21 @ 3:40PM  
I'm just teasing you silly
RevDocLove

Oct 21 @ 3:44PM  
Boobs..Gotta' love 'em!
McBunman

Oct 21 @ 3:46PM  
I think I need to get some. All of this boob talk has he horny.
1bunny629

Oct 21 @ 3:53PM  
I know your teasin....
somnium

Oct 21 @ 4:51PM  
Unfortunately 'gravity' doesn't work on a guy's dick, the same way it does on a lady's boobs! If that were the case, all of us guys would be 'hung'!



Dione

Oct 21 @ 5:25PM  
Unfortunately 'gravity' doesn't work on a guy's dick, the same way it does on a lady's boobs!
Au contraire, even if a man is a tight body everywhere else age comes a knockin' when we are talkin' dangling participles!!! Maybe not to all men, but to many, beginning in their 40s there is sagging taking place in the scotum which leaves a man's twins blowin' in the wind.

Personally, I think women over look this condition because we really don't want to hurt your feelings. Besides, it usually it doesn't create any problems other than when being skull-fucked! That's a whole other issue I won't address because I think everyone here is capable of envisioning this scenario if they really want to!

Yes, Ewe—I said SF again... two days running—OMG! It must be the new ingredients they've added to the wholewheat Cheerios I eat for breakfast—LOL! Cheers—
somnium

Oct 21 @ 5:48PM  
Maybe not to all men, but to many, beginning in their 40s there is sagging taking place in the scotum

Scrotum yes but that wasn't what I said- I said a guy's dick!!! How many men in their later years, where their dick became longer because of gravity???

Dione

Oct 21 @ 5:54PM  
Granted you did say dick and I said scotum... we agree they are two different things. However, I was addressing the 'sagging' issue, not so much a specific body part.
McBunman

Oct 21 @ 5:57PM  
So at a certain point my wife's boobs will be down by her waist...and when I am skull fucking her my balls will be slapping against them? Not a pretty picture! Okay, I'm not horny anymore.
sugarnspice005

Oct 21 @ 6:14PM  
What can I say but:



Here's your kudo. This one was great!
somnium

Oct 21 @ 7:01PM  
Granted you did say dick and I said scotum... we agree they are two different things. However, I was addressing the 'sagging' issue, not so much a specific body part.
I think I came off a little harsh- my comment was sent too fast, without the use of emoticons too- something I rarely do! My bad!

BTW, I hate using the statement "my bad" but... it seems appropriate here!

KitKat25

Oct 21 @ 10:47PM  
ROFLMFAO...

Okay...if my tits get stuck in the zips of my boots, or tangled in my bike wheels it might be time to consider a boob job. Not that I've thought I would ever have one, but I'm just sayin'...ouch!

Thanks for the laugh Sunshine...sending you a greenie
StraddleMyNose

Oct 22 @ 12:26AM  
(shakes head) Megan Megan Megan...
RMCJ1981

Jul 30 @ 4:49AM  
Okay sunshine, here's another one for the wayback machine.... and I've got one that I posted on another blog that seems just as approprate...


In the begining, women didn't have 2 breasts but 3.
When the middle one got in the way god preformed surgery.
when god was done, the woman asked with the extra tit in hand,
"what do I do with this worthless boob?"
then god created man.

that was totally ripped off of a movie, that I can't remember off hand..


and yea, I do

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