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Black Halloween Costumes

posted 10/21/2009 11:29:55 AM |
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  dmbchick420

NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"




God, I hope I don't get any flack for posting this joke, but I thought it was funny!!!!!!

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sugarnspice005

Oct 21 @ 11:40AM  
Cute! And it was funny. Looks like the wife had enough.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 21 @ 11:50AM  
Sorry kiddo............but i don't consider this a racial joke...............I think its funnier than shit............but not racial.......................but sadly there probably is going to be someone that will............


But i would rate this joke as a and i am even giving you a kudo for it..........





dmbchick420

Oct 21 @ 11:54AM  
I don't consider it a racial joke either, but you never know around here with the tender feelers!!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 21 @ 11:55AM  
and i am even giving you a kudo for it.

oh sure...just one up me why don't ya?

Seriously, this was funny.
Wordsofwit

Oct 21 @ 11:59AM  
I'm with ^^^her^^^ including the greenie!!!

BTW, did you hear about the AMD member whose hard drive crashed and he couldn't get on the Internet for two weeks? Yeah, when he got back on, he went through the previous joke submissions in the blogs thusly becoming the last person in America to hear them.
Sunshine79

Oct 21 @ 12:09PM  
Oh, damn!!!
flavorbuster

Oct 21 @ 12:23PM  
Although I've heard it before & thought it was funny now I can say I've read it before & thought it was funny.

As far as it being racial how can it be? It was an all black joke. You can't throw in a thin white line such as a result of a white person when the only thing white was a belt & three buttons.






surv6969

Oct 21 @ 12:39PM  
RevDocLove

Oct 21 @ 3:48PM  
Now that was funny!
A controversial one now is the one of a flying saucer type alien in an orange jumpsuit with Illegal Alien on it..It does come with a green card though
KitKat25

Oct 23 @ 10:26PM  
OMG..this is funnier than hell!

I'm sorry I missed it when you first posted it, but at least I caught it when WoW posted it on Doc's blog. This is NOT racial and so derserving of a greenie.

Thanks for sharing.

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