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GOOD
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post which contained a fine of $160 included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BETTER
A traffic enforcement cop was watching for speeders, but wasn’t getting many.

Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD.’

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.”

He replied, “State Police don’t have balls.”

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.



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sugarnspice005

Oct 21 @ 10:18AM  
GOOD
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post which contained a fine of $160 included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

And who says cops don't have a sense of humor also.

That was cute.
blondie_779

Oct 21 @ 10:30AM  

I needed a good laugh today.Thank for giving me one (laugh that is)

Have a greenie

Enid
Wordsofwit

Oct 21 @ 10:37AM  
Another one of those related alleged stories.

A cop pulls over a woman for speeding and proceeds to write her a ticket.
"Now, officer, you wouldn't give a pretty girl a ticket, would you?" she coos.
The cop replies, "No ma'am." Then he hands her the ticket.
sugarnspice005

Oct 21 @ 10:42AM  
A cop pulls over a woman for speeding and proceeds to write her a ticket.
"Now, officer, you wouldn't give a pretty girl a ticket, would you?" she coos.
The cop replies, "No ma'am." Then he hands her the ticket.

SNAP!!!
somnium

Oct 21 @ 10:55AM  


All were funny stories, including Bruce's story!

Good stuff- thanks for the laughs!

Sunshine79

Oct 21 @ 11:22AM  
Bruce, that was great!!!
dmbchick420

Oct 21 @ 11:31AM  
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 21 @ 12:08PM  
Years ago........my dad's best friend was a deputy sheriff........while driving through town one day.......some teen age girls standing on the street corner started screaming "Oink Oink Oink" at him...............not to be outdone he leaned out his window and started barking at them..............


loved the jokes......kudos
surv6969

Oct 21 @ 12:43PM  
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Oct 21 @ 2:01PM  
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Oct 21 @ 3:50PM  

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