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Does Religion Matter When You Have A Latex Girlfriend?

posted 10/20/2009 6:56:15 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.

“Would you like male or female?” asks the assistant.

“Female, please.”

“Would you like Black, or White?”

“Black, please”

“Would you like a Christian or Muslim?”

This question confused the man. “What has religion got to do with it?" he asks.

“Well,” explained the assistant,

















“The Muslim one blows itself up…”


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StraddleMyNose

Oct 20 @ 7:05PM  
Loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Kudo thrown your way.
JustLusting4u

Oct 20 @ 7:12PM  
RevDocLove

Oct 20 @ 7:28PM  
You're so silly
sugarnspice005

Oct 20 @ 7:58PM  
Oh Sunshine, that is so.....................................................................




























freakin funny!!!!!!!!
ShadowMale

Oct 20 @ 8:31PM  
That is soooooo wrong....

Only the men blow themselves up, the women aren't allowed to explode... oops I mean expose themselves that way.
Wordsofwit

Oct 20 @ 9:00PM  
That is different and I haven't heard it before, automatic greenie for you.
KitKat25

Oct 20 @ 10:57PM  
Oh Sunshine...you really made me laugh. Sometimes things that are so wrong can be so dam funny.

This is too good...I'm forwarding it to some religious relatives in Oklahoma and they can just freakin deal.

Sending a greenie your way.
xquseme

Oct 21 @ 1:33AM  
Bad girl! Prepare for punishment!!
1bunny629

Oct 21 @ 2:24AM  
....my dildo broke last night and that is pretty much all I give a fuck about...can you say palm sander? It ibrates but will burn the shit out of your clit....
dmbchick420

Oct 21 @ 11:45AM  


Now I don't feel so bad for posting my black halloween costume joke!!!!
surv6969

Oct 21 @ 1:30PM  
ksk72

Oct 21 @ 1:55PM  



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Does Religion Matter When You Have A Latex Girlfriend?