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If God Texted The 10 Commandments

posted 10/20/2009 9:06:32 AM |
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  Sunshine79

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

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RevDocLove

Oct 20 @ 9:15AM  
And people wonder why kids can't spell anymore
Ewe_Wish

Oct 20 @ 9:16AM  
Well that would be one way to put the 10 commandments outside of Federal Buildings.............no body but the kids would know what it means....................
dmbchick420

Oct 20 @ 9:19AM  
I can honestly say that there are a few of these I don't even understand I hate chat speak or text speak or whatever the hell it is called.....just an excuse for kids to be dumb (or should I say DMB!)
surv6969

Oct 20 @ 9:28AM  
somnium

Oct 20 @ 10:05AM  
cnt fg ot wht all of thm mn bt, im sur if som womn wer to sxtxt me, i wod ttly undrstd thm- any womn wnt to sxtxt me?

1bunny629

Oct 20 @ 1:15PM  
...laughing at the guy aboe me...and the text joke was cute too!
KitKat25

Oct 20 @ 5:02PM  
I can honestly say that there are a few of these I don't even understand

Yep...I'm clueless too...I didn't understand half of these texts.

cnt fg ot wht all of thm mn bt, im sur if som womn wer to sxtxt me, i wod ttly undrstd thm- any womn wnt to sxtxt me?

Now this line of text I understood completely...I'm so weird.

Cute joke Sunshine.

sugarnspice005

Oct 20 @ 7:30PM  
Yep, I can just see someone who has never sent a text message trying to read that.
ShadowMale

Oct 20 @ 8:35PM  
There was originally 11.... but moses lost signal.

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If God Texted The 10 Commandments