Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.What the fuck does Anne Landers know, anyways.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.O-h-h-h yeah!
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,”Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”Hey! I raised a brilliant fellow. What can I tell ya?
- Dave Barry