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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers What the fuck does Anne Landers know, anyways. 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams O-h-h-h yeah! 
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,”Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
- Dave Barry Hey! I raised a brilliant fellow. What can I tell ya? 
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