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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money!
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,”Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.


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1bunny629

Oct 19 @ 5:08PM  
ruff ruff ruff !!!
Wordsofwit

Oct 19 @ 5:21PM  
These are always a good read, greenie for you.
Sunshine79

Oct 19 @ 5:29PM  
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money!
-Joe Weinstein


Love this one!
sugarnspice005

Oct 19 @ 5:30PM  

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

So true!!!!

Dogs rule!
1bunny629

Oct 19 @ 5:41PM  
Talulah has a new boyfriens and his name is Charlie!
selectusername

Oct 19 @ 6:01PM  
to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am-

unlikely but insightful.
somnium

Oct 19 @ 6:56PM  
Let It All Go To The Dogs
I don't know for sure but there might be a lady or two years back, that thought that about me!!

ksk72

Oct 19 @ 7:33PM  
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

they really are walk by the poodle grooming area at a dog show and its proof
RevDocLove

Oct 19 @ 8:08PM  
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
I'll second that..
theSkwirl

Oct 19 @ 8:26PM  
I'm with Will Rogers, if your heaven doesn't let Dogs and Cats in.. I don't wanna go there.
soft_touch938

Oct 19 @ 9:24PM  
Enjoyed...cookie rollin' your way.
KitKat25

Oct 19 @ 11:16PM  
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

Amen! OMG...I had an Irish Setter approximately 20 years ago and I once gave that dog 3 freakin baths in one day!

I'd give him a bath and he go off and get filthy within an hour. He's name was Duke and I started referring to him as the "Duke of Dirt" because he was forever in some sort of dirt.

And OMG...the taste of soap really sucks...especially when it's mixed with dog hair.

God...I loved that dog. Leaving you a greenie for bringing back a really awesome and totally ridiculous memory.

Thanks Sunshine...btw, love all the new funky pictures.
surv6969

Oct 19 @ 11:24PM  
Those are great. Greenie

We just lost a dog Friday. She went out and never came back.
flavorbuster

Oct 20 @ 2:14AM  
Well dog gonnit
waynuckingfutz

Oct 20 @ 3:51AM  
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
What the fuck does Anne Landers know, anyways.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
O-h-h-h yeah!
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,”Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
- Dave Barry
Hey! I raised a brilliant fellow. What can I tell ya?
belle1010

Oct 21 @ 2:32AM  
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner


Hey now! I love my poodles, and yes they are dogs too! At least to them they are LOL.

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