Looks like, this year, along with flu season coming early, leaves changing colors and falling off trees.. there's a bumper crop of Cranio Proctologists in da hizzle.
This years, must have accessory, the Asshat™. The Asshat™ is an all weather piece and can be worn in any season, however this Autumn it seems to be more popular than ever. The Asshat™, comes in a wide variety of colors and sizes.. some wide brimmed and others a very chic cloche type. This fashionista cautions buyers to choose wisely, because once you have put on your Asshat™, it's all yours. They are a bit difficult to remove and will leave you with the worst case of helmet hair imaginable. It seems that back-pedaling is the only way to get them off cleanly. Get yours now! The best part is.. they are free! That's right! You can have your very own for no money down, no payments til eternity dissolves and no interest.
Yeah, k, I'm a bit snippy today.. try feeling like you've been smacked by a sick stick repeatedly until you just give up. This flu sucketh mightily, and not in a nice friendly manner.
On a brighter note, all the trees are turning the most glorious colors. Mmm and there is a crisp damp smell coming from the earth. Did I mention that I love Autumn? It's almost as good as spring!
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theSkwirl
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Oct 19 @ 2:28PM
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Oooh I kudo'd me.. and it felt goooooood!
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selectusername
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Oct 19 @ 2:33PM
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Damn, finally a fashion accessory for the rest of us!  
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 19 @ 2:44PM
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Rectal Craniology I like that..............we use to call assholes.........Richard Cranium.......you know dick head...........
some suffer from opical rectical disease.............it affects the nerve between the eyes and the ass............gives a shitty out look on life.................I tend to suffer from it on occasion myself................ 
I hope you get to feeling better so you can enjoy those autumn colors...........we are just at the dreary stage .................... 
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PinkToeNails
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Oct 19 @ 2:50PM
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Richard Noggin is what we used to call them... we knew a bunch of Richards and they all called each other Richard....lol
Funny blog Skwirl!! 
I love the fall colors but spring has to be my favorite season... I love the newness!!
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sugarnspice005
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Oct 19 @ 2:53PM
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Damn flu!!! Making our favorite Skwirl snippy!
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dmbchick420
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Oct 19 @ 3:04PM
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Your blogs always make me laugh.....The Asshat...... 
Get your orders in now people.....looks like The Asshat may be out of stock soon
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1bunny629
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Oct 19 @ 3:52PM
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...love you for your humor...hope you are well soon...enjoy the colors...I had to check my hat, so it is up for resale! 
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lunanegra
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Oct 19 @ 3:52PM
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Lubs you. Lubs autumn, too since its finally started to feel like it. America's wang finally got a cool breeze- no more sweaty and sticky nuts. ^_^
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RevDocLove
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Oct 19 @ 3:56PM
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Don't need an asshat but I do have a couple of dick hats.
One is a sombrero for taco night at Mr. Froggy's,
and the other a palm frond beach hat
for those #10 ten ultra violet days when the sun is giving off it's
deadly rays and I feel the need to walk the the beach nekky!  
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NightOfOld
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Oct 19 @ 5:59PM
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Here's your kudo sweety. Hope you get better real soon. 
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Wordsofwit
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Oct 19 @ 6:23PM
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After over two weeks of rain, our leaves remain green. Usually by this time, the lack of rain causes the trees to tire and shed their leaves more than any change in temperature.
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soft_touch938
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Oct 19 @ 9:47PM
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I drove home this evening from the big city down a long and winding country road. The trees are just gorgeous! Every year I drive this stretch of road just to absorb the beauty. I like fall better than any season.
Hope ya get to feelin' better Skwirly girl...ya gotta gather them nuts for the winter yanno...sending you a big one... 
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flavorbuster
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Oct 20 @ 2:09AM
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Rectal Craniology Is that where a surgeon has to surgically remove someone's head out of their ass because it's stuck. I guess that would call for an ass hat. ....... Hope you get over the crud.
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KitKat25
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Oct 20 @ 5:51AM
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Oooh I kudo'd me.. and it felt goooooood!
Okay...you're one funny Skwirl!
Sending you a kudo so you don't have to keep hawking Asshats for a living. 
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 20 @ 7:45PM
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Trees here are just now starting to change colors. All the small crab apples trees out in front of every house on my side of the street have already shed their leaves however.
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belle1010
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Oct 21 @ 2:46AM
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Oh no! My loverly skwirl is sick. Babes you know i'd nurse you back to health if only you were just a wee bit closer. I hope G is taking good care of you, I love you muches and muches, and hopes you're feeling better soon. 
A greenie for you, just because I love you!
I don't needs no asshat, so all owners can just keep thiers!
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