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N1H1, Autumn and Rectal Craniology

posted 10/19/2009 2:25:14 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Looks like, this year, along with flu season coming early, leaves changing colors and falling off trees.. there's a bumper crop of Cranio Proctologists in da hizzle.

This years, must have accessory, the Asshat™. The Asshat™ is an all weather piece and can be worn in any season, however this Autumn it seems to be more popular than ever. The Asshat™, comes in a wide variety of colors and sizes.. some wide brimmed and others a very chic cloche type. This fashionista cautions buyers to choose wisely, because once you have put on your Asshat™, it's all yours. They are a bit difficult to remove and will leave you with the worst case of helmet hair imaginable. It seems that back-pedaling is the only way to get them off cleanly. Get yours now! The best part is.. they are free! That's right! You can have your very own for no money down, no payments til eternity dissolves and no interest.

Yeah, k, I'm a bit snippy today.. try feeling like you've been smacked by a sick stick repeatedly until you just give up. This flu sucketh mightily, and not in a nice friendly manner.

On a brighter note, all the trees are turning the most glorious colors. Mmm and there is a crisp damp smell coming from the earth. Did I mention that I love Autumn? It's almost as good as spring!



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theSkwirl

Oct 19 @ 2:28PM  
Oooh I kudo'd me.. and it felt goooooood!
selectusername

Oct 19 @ 2:33PM  
Damn, finally a fashion accessory for the rest of us!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 19 @ 2:44PM  
Rectal Craniology
I like that..............we use to call assholes.........Richard Cranium.......you know dick head...........

some suffer from opical rectical disease.............it affects the nerve between the eyes and the ass............gives a shitty out look on life.................I tend to suffer from it on occasion myself................

I hope you get to feeling better so you can enjoy those autumn colors...........we are just at the dreary stage ....................
PinkToeNails

Oct 19 @ 2:50PM  
Richard Noggin is what we used to call them... we knew a bunch of Richards and they all called each other Richard....lol

Funny blog Skwirl!!

I love the fall colors but spring has to be my favorite season... I love the newness!!

sugarnspice005

Oct 19 @ 2:53PM  
Damn flu!!! Making our favorite Skwirl snippy!

dmbchick420

Oct 19 @ 3:04PM  
Your blogs always make me laugh.....The Asshat......

Get your orders in now people.....looks like The Asshat may be out of stock soon
1bunny629

Oct 19 @ 3:52PM  
...love you for your humor...hope you are well soon...enjoy the colors...I had to check my hat, so it is up for resale!
lunanegra

Oct 19 @ 3:52PM  
Lubs you. Lubs autumn, too since its finally started to feel like it. America's wang finally got a cool breeze- no more sweaty and sticky nuts. ^_^
RevDocLove

Oct 19 @ 3:56PM  
Don't need an asshat but I do have a couple of dick hats.
One is a sombrero for taco night at Mr. Froggy's,
and the other a palm frond beach hat
for those #10 ten ultra violet days when the sun is giving off it's
deadly rays and I feel the need to walk the the beach nekky!
NightOfOld

Oct 19 @ 5:59PM  

Here's your kudo sweety. Hope you get better real soon.
Wordsofwit

Oct 19 @ 6:23PM  
After over two weeks of rain, our leaves remain green. Usually by this time, the lack of rain causes the trees to tire and shed their leaves more than any change in temperature.
soft_touch938

Oct 19 @ 9:47PM  
I drove home this evening from the big city down a long and winding country road. The trees are just gorgeous! Every year I drive this stretch of road just to absorb the beauty. I like fall better than any season.

Hope ya get to feelin' better Skwirly girl...ya gotta gather them nuts for the winter yanno...sending you a big one...
flavorbuster

Oct 20 @ 2:09AM  
Rectal Craniology
Is that where a surgeon has to surgically remove someone's head out of their ass because it's stuck. I guess that would call for an ass hat. ....... Hope you get over the crud.
KitKat25

Oct 20 @ 5:51AM  
Oooh I kudo'd me.. and it felt goooooood!

Okay...you're one funny Skwirl!

Sending you a kudo so you don't have to keep hawking Asshats for a living.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 20 @ 7:45PM  
Trees here are just now starting to change colors. All the small crab apples trees out in front of every house on my side of the street have already shed their leaves however.
belle1010

Oct 21 @ 2:46AM  
Oh no! My loverly skwirl is sick. Babes you know i'd nurse you back to health if only you were just a wee bit closer. I hope G is taking good care of you, I love you muches and muches, and hopes you're feeling better soon.

A greenie for you, just because I love you!

I don't needs no asshat, so all owners can just keep thiers!

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N1H1, Autumn and Rectal Craniology