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Why I fired my Secretary

posted 10/18/2009 4:09:17 AM |
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  KitKat25

Okay, this joke was sent to me by a friend and I thought it was funny. My apologies if it's already been posted before. Enjoy!



Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' happy birthday.'

I thought...well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word...so when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good morning boss, and by the way happy birthday!' I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'you know, it's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.

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tassie1

Oct 18 @ 5:41AM  
that'd be my dumb luck
RevDocLove

Oct 18 @ 8:18AM  
I can relate to that
PinkToeNails

Oct 18 @ 9:13AM  
Oh snap!!

That is too funny!!!! Good one Kat!

somnium

Oct 18 @ 3:59PM  
Oooo boy... guess who ended up wearing his birthday cake, in his birthday suit???



StraddleMyNose

Oct 18 @ 4:34PM  
Thanks for the laugh. Kudo for you
sugarnspice005

Oct 18 @ 8:33PM  
OOPS!!!!

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