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8 Signs Your Too Old For Trick Or Treating!

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  Sunshine79

Bruce Should Love This Joke.......

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EIGHT SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING

8. You get winded from knocking on the door.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. You ask for high fiber candy only.

5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
and fall over.

4. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a
mask.

3. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the
rest.

2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
hairpiece.

1. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

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(BTW- Yes, this is a re-post from last year by me, just thought it was cute!)


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surv6969

Oct 16 @ 11:07AM  

ALWAYS
StraddleMyNose

Oct 16 @ 11:07AM  
4. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a
mask.
Now this one was funny!
dmbchick420

Oct 16 @ 11:17AM  


Bruce Should Love This Joke.......

Sure about that? I about have a coronary when he does like jokes
Ewe_Wish

Oct 16 @ 11:26AM  
Maybe she should have said Bruce will resemble these jokes..............
somnium

Oct 16 @ 12:05PM  
Well... after reading all of the reasons, I guess I'll forget Trick or Treating this year [until I get a few things fixed anyway]

When I say Trick or Treat- I really mean it, if the lady opening the door is attractive and sexy looking- I can either be her Trick or she can be my Treat... six of one, half dozen of another- works for me!


NightOfOld

Oct 16 @ 12:21PM  
[QUOTE]if the lady opening the door is attractive and sexy looking- I can either be her Trick or she can be my Treat... six of one, half dozen of another- works for me!


I'll go with Som on this one
shewolf53

Oct 16 @ 1:54PM  
You are too old for trick or treating when you go out and then forget which house is yours.
Wordsofwit

Oct 16 @ 1:55PM  
You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

If you know what a Power Ranger is, you are too old to be a trick or treater.
theSkwirl

Oct 16 @ 2:13PM  
Yaaaaaaaaaay! I'm not too old for trick or treating!!! Wanna go wit me Sunshine?
dmbchick420

Oct 16 @ 3:44PM  
I was reading the comments on this blog from last year and this one by Bruce is fucking funny........

Power Rangers??? This must be an old joke. The show has been out of production since 1996! I guess I will get a blue spandex speedo and go as Papa Smurf or a blue whale.

NightOfOld

Oct 16 @ 6:52PM  

Your never to old. Stop and think about it. with my veins I juswt take off my clothes and go disguised as a road map. Each new year there are more roads added.
fortysixandtwo

Oct 16 @ 6:53PM  
I'll go with the comment that's not numbered ........HELL YEAH!!!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 16 @ 8:25PM  
Yay!! I'm not too old to trick or treat!
wstang69

Oct 16 @ 9:01PM  

rayden900

Oct 16 @ 9:50PM  
waynuckingfutz

Oct 17 @ 12:47AM  
I think I'll go trick or treating as a smiling banana.
shewolf53

Oct 17 @ 2:08AM  
If you know what a Power Ranger is, you are too old to be a trick or treater.

They are still on tv. My granddaughters watch them.
KitKat25

Oct 17 @ 4:19AM  
Funny stuff Sunshine.

Sending you a greenie for making me smile and realize I no longer have to put up with the daily episodes of Power Rangers.
RevDocLove

Oct 17 @ 8:24AM  
I like to dress as a bum, which is my normal way, and go around with a highball glass trick or treating..Get lotsa' good free booze like that

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