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How to avoid the flu shot

posted 10/15/2009 2:00:36 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

To avoid it...

Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

go for a swim,

take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc..

Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air..
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

OR

Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm with alcohol.

Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)

Tell rude jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)

Then I pass out. (rest)


The way I see it....


If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs [B]don't stand a chance



As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'


Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much [/B]

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RevDocLove

Oct 15 @ 2:20PM  
Sounds like a well thought out system..Reckon, I'll try it
somnium

Oct 15 @ 2:24PM  
It helps to avoid people at all costs too- at least until the flu season is over with, whenever that is! But think of how horny everyone will be after that- payoff will be BIG!!!

I'll probably have my doc stick me, just to make sure I can avoid possibly getting fined if I don't - what with the way things are going with health care 'n all!


NightOfOld

Oct 15 @ 6:26PM  

To late. Had it for a week and at my age it's no fun.
theSkwirl

Oct 15 @ 7:30PM  
Or, barring all of that.. you could do what I did.. catch the fuckin flu.
theSkwirl

Oct 15 @ 7:47PM  
Ohh Chuck, I didn't read your comment.. it's a bitch isn't it? I may not be your age but it's still no picnic. I wanted to die a couple days ago.. just to feel better.
KitKat25

Oct 15 @ 11:03PM  
I love your approach! Sounds much better than the flu shot...and a lot more fun too.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 16 @ 7:10PM  
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit
Oh sure, that's not a problem. I love eating a woman out with fruit inside her.


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