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posted 10/14/2009 6:47:00 AM |
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While the C-5 military aircraft was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt... sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female..'




'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart... She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

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Wordsofwit

Oct 14 @ 7:49AM  
That is kind of cute.
funnywhapper

Oct 14 @ 8:39AM  
good stuff, times have changed.
RevDocLove

Oct 14 @ 9:10AM  
What??? Women pilots and crews don't still have "Cock Pits"
Wordsofwit

Oct 14 @ 10:09AM  
'It's The Box Office.'

How about the fox hole?
wstang69

Oct 14 @ 11:28AM  


that quote is SO true!
dumblonde

Oct 14 @ 11:43PM  
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