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Circle Flies


A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is

trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the

cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to

belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always

found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."



Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.

Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped 5 stories up.

Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll

catch you!" One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.

Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' the fookin' burnt ones!"











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RevDocLove

Oct 14 @ 9:45AM  
, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

I heard that 8 years ago about Dubya
Wordsofwit

Oct 14 @ 10:00AM  
I heard that 8 years ago about Dubya

I have heard it about Bush several times myself over the years, hell maybe even Clinton! Old wine in a new bottle. Yeah, just what we need...more stale jokes.
wstang69

Oct 14 @ 11:26AM  

oldies but goodies
featherone

Oct 14 @ 2:03PM  
well i havent heard it! good one :)

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