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posted 10/13/2009 7:34:55 PM |
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by
the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (In other
words the Saturday morning traffic school for moving violation offenders.)


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate number.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.


Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.


Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.


Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a @#*%head all day long.


And they are really out there driving. Isn't that scary.

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somnium

Oct 13 @ 8:35PM  
Glad they're driving out there and I'm driving here or... is there really any difference between them and us???

sugarnspice005

Oct 13 @ 8:46PM  
I don't think there's any difference. They're all over the place.
PinkToeNails

Oct 13 @ 8:55PM  
That is hilarious! And scary as hell!! We really should thin the herd!!
LilGriz

Oct 13 @ 10:33PM  
Well, what's really scary is that in cities where the tests are computerized, the people taking the tests don't have to be able to speak American .... the test can be translated into many different languages .... notice more and more picture signs out there lately?????
NightOfOld

Oct 13 @ 11:11PM  

Yeah they're like that in Michigan.
somnium

Oct 14 @ 9:15AM  
Yeah they're like that in Michigan.
Well... I've been to Oregon a few times and the same kind of drivers are there too- must be all related!!

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