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You do not have to have a brain to have sex but it would be nice

posted 10/12/2009 11:24:06 AM |
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  HotCityKitty

Any person out there who reads my profile can tell I am not into a long term relationship. I find it hard working my butt off for a better life and a guy can come in take everything over and leave me out to dry just because I am his girl friend.. So I like having my flings and when it is over I send them on their way. I have had all kinds of e-mails. Some guys want a friendship others internet sex and there is that one or two that is trying their best to save me from myself. I had this one guy who sent this e-mail that said...Are you ready? nothing else just Are you ready? Now to have sex you do not have to have much of a brain but it would be nice if you could put a word or two together. All I could think when I saw that e-mail....Boy what a sweet talker.... Ready for what? I think I might just buy some new toys and cut out the middle man

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dmbchick420

Oct 12 @ 11:34AM  
You are not alone! Every single woman here gets stupid emails. I just had one that said, "what's up?". That was it. Nothing else...just "what's up?" Give me a fucking break
sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 11:40AM  
I got this one today. Geez...I think I'm in love.

Plz let us be full real lovers
somnium

Oct 12 @ 12:35PM  
Well... I can say that I unequivocally can attest, without hesitation nor doubt... I do in fact have a brain!

Itsasecret13

Oct 12 @ 1:12PM  
I received the same email as Sugarand Spice this morning. I wonder how that works for him? Sure motivated me to hit the "Delete" button.
PinkToeNails

Oct 12 @ 1:20PM  
Ditto Sugar and Secret... do they think those lame lines are going to work on every woman? And then they write to you again and it's the same email.... fucking jackasses!!
blondie_779

Oct 12 @ 1:28PM  

I got the same one as sugar too. Hope he has a Lear Jet. I think, he may well need it.......

Got to love *Block and delete*


b.
dmbchick420

Oct 12 @ 1:38PM  
OMG I just got the same one too....

I also got one that says, "hey sexy" and that's it
somnium

Oct 12 @ 1:42PM  
WELL... that will teach me to be the only male commenter in an otherwise all female blog!!!

lunanegra

Oct 12 @ 2:15PM  
This is nothing new; just learn to ignore it.
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 2:28PM  
Hey somnium...I'll leave this comment..so you don't have to be the only Male commenting here..okies?

Yeah...the little stupid Emails really suck!!! I just hate getting all of the "Wanna Fuck" emails that ....I get from all the women here..it really pisses me off....Damn!!!!!
I mean ladies...get real..I cant Fuck all of yall....Geeeezzz!!!
Some women just don't have a clue!!!!
dmbchick420

Oct 12 @ 2:37PM  
Anybody wanna give him a call?

Lets have phone sex i love your ass 417 331 0079
Itsasecret13

Oct 12 @ 2:49PM  
DMBChick, I got the "Hey Sexy" also this morning, too.
Looking4ever

Oct 12 @ 3:11PM  
Damn! I'm jealous. I just got this one...3 times!

How are you today?? am Young new on these site and also for dating site and i will like to meet a woman who is very responsible, am a man who is ready for a serious relationship that will end up in marriage with happy home, so if you don't mind and you think you are the right person for me and you really have interest in me i will like you to write me back in my private e-mail address and tell me some more about you with some of your picture, so here is my mail address don't add me to messenger because i don't come online and i will give you 100% guarantee that if you mail me to my in box i will reply to you okay don't add me to your messenger {email address removed}
Linda318

Oct 12 @ 3:31PM  
Looking4ever, I just got the same email. You can have him, he is too young for me!!!!!!
soft_touch938

Oct 12 @ 3:49PM  
WELL... that will teach me to be the only male commenter in an otherwise all female blog!!!

For some reason that just struck me as so funny! What a brave man to venture alone into female territory...then OHT came to your rescue.

You guys crack me up!
somnium

Oct 12 @ 4:42PM  
I mean ladies...get real..I cant Fuck all of yall....Geeeezzz!!!
Well... hell OHT, when ya get really sore enough- send 'em over my way! That way, the both of us can take care of 'em all! Variety is the spice of life, they say!

somnium

Oct 12 @ 4:54PM  
then OHT came to your rescue.
Well... us guys have to stick together! See? I offered to share his over abundance of 'wanna fucks'- better that, than OHT taking a chance and lose 'em all... I say!!

shewolf53

Oct 12 @ 6:34PM  
I have a good answer for an e-mail that only says what's ip?

I just answer hopefully not you because you are not getting any here. Then I hit block.
Looking4ever

Oct 12 @ 7:32PM  

I have a good answer for an e-mail that only says what's up?

My ire. But they probably don't know what that means anyway.

I did get a decent one the other day...
Hi there,

I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to talk? Heres a little about me:

(then he goes on to tell me - in complete sentances! - a little about himself)

Hope to hear from you soon.

Of course, when I read the email 4 hours after it was sent, his profile had already been cancelled.


Looking4ever, I just got the same email. You can have him, he is too young for me!!!!!!

Um, no thanks, Linda. Not only is he too young, he is also too lame and obviously an idiot. Not to mention a spammer/scammer.
NightOfOld

Oct 12 @ 8:34PM  

I got both of those too.




sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 8:35PM  
Had this one today. Funny, about 10 minutes after telling him "no thank you", he canceled his account. And he was a new member.

Interested in some cam fun with a 45 yr old white guy, 8 inches and ready to burst !! :-)
It would be so much fun to get off together
Dave
{email address removed}

I mean....I'm sure he would have found some girl who would want to cam with him......after giving her his credit card number.
RevDocLove

Oct 13 @ 12:09PM  
hi there.. im jearl im a cam model.. do you wanna see me squirt?
add me on my messenger.. {email address removed} OR AIM
{email address removed}

I'll pass this one on to the little squirts
Ewe_Wish

Oct 13 @ 12:42PM  
Yeah...the little stupid Emails really suck!!! I just hate getting all of the "Wanna Fuck" emails that ....I get from all the women here..it really pisses me off....Damn!!!!!
Yea you say that now.............but when I stopped sending them to you all the time you wrote whining to me that I wasn't asking anymore.........you damn men...........you never can be pleased can you?

Anybody wanna give him a call?

Lets have phone sex i love your ass 417 331 0079
A good way, I have found, to get them to stop sending phone numbers is:

1. the next time a man asks for your phone number on the initial email..........send him that guys number

2. go on craigslist on Men looking for Men and post an ad in his area with his phone number..........

they usually stop sending their numbers out after that ................

Part of the reason I signed in as invisible is that they normally don't contact me.............LOL

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