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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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KitKat25

Oct 12 @ 2:47AM  
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Now that's funny...and so true.
tassie1

Oct 12 @ 6:09AM  
yeah, i wonder what health nuts do die of
LilGriz

Oct 12 @ 8:18AM  
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire

I can still do it with one match .... and no starter fluid either

All of us could take a lesson from the weather

Wouldn't you like the forecasters job .... can be wrong most of the time and still get big bucks???
earthquake501

Oct 12 @ 9:07AM  
I always wondered, why do they call them APARTments, when they are together?
RevDocLove

Oct 12 @ 9:11AM  
Great points to ponder
sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 9:15AM  

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

No kidding! You would think with all of the camcorders around, that people seeing UFO's would have their proof.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

So funny, yet so true.
NightOfOld

Oct 12 @ 9:19AM  

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


only when they're sick
somnium

Oct 12 @ 9:32AM  
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
The aliens have finally discovered stealth technology???

dmbchick420

Oct 12 @ 9:40AM  
Hmmmm....interesting.....very interesting.......
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 9:49AM  
Good One's....
theSkwirl

Oct 12 @ 11:24AM  
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

That's my motto!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 12 @ 11:46AM  
You forgot one...........According to Bruce there are 3 kinds of bloggers..........The Good, The Bad,....and the Ugly............




These are really good..........thanks DK
Sunshine79

Oct 12 @ 6:07PM  
@ Ewe's comment!
BlueEyes708

Oct 12 @ 7:17PM  
Good one's my Dark Knight

PinkToeNails

Oct 12 @ 7:38PM  
Great blog!!



Comments are pretty good too!!




ksk72

Oct 12 @ 10:17PM  
ynot7769

Nov 1 @ 6:48PM  
so i read..and then i sits n ponders...i ponders sooo fuckin hard i falls asleep.....

how goes it my friend!!??!!

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